Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
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Stop bragging on fml. It's inconsiderate of other people who get no action.
#3 - On 05/21/2011 at 10:37am by goldered
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hey! at least something sucking it ;)
#2 - On 05/21/2011 at 10:37am by monkeywrench1
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