Sexy time
By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 20:33

By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 20:33
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at least you got the succ
#14: On the balls? Bad joke, I know.
Aw man that sucks.
No.
Gotta suck em' all
the dongerlord?
You mean worst for the mosquito? Because everyone knows to never bite the Donger.
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Show it anywayThis sounds like the worst superhero origin story. Like, you could be Spider-Man's terrible sidekick, Mosquito-Balls. Your catchphrase would be "My balls itch, so trouble must be a-buzzing!"
''I know I have a power, I can feel it in my balls!" (Nathan, Misfits)
Did you return the favor?
Doesn't matter had sex
Better than waking up with Lorena Bobbitt down there.
Sleep naked because of the heat? Or sleep with clothes to help with bugs? We better resurrect President Kennedy to find the answer.
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This sounds like the worst superhero origin story. Like, you could be Spider-Man's terrible sidekick, Mosquito-Balls. Your catchphrase would be "My balls itch, so trouble must be a-buzzing!"
at least you got the succ