Sexy time

By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 20:33

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Today, I woke up to my balls being sucked on. Unfortunately, it was by a mosquito. I hate the summer. FML
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Tripartita 44
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This sounds like the worst superhero origin story. Like, you could be Spider-Man's terrible sidekick, Mosquito-Balls. Your catchphrase would be "My balls itch, so trouble must be a-buzzing!"

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nrg2395 5
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at least you got the succ

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nrg2395 5
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at least you got the succ

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SauceySarah 30

I just choked reading this comment.

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_EnderDoge 22
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#14: On the balls? Bad joke, I know.

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SwitchHunter 12
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Gotta suck em' all

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cooltatgar 31

2nd worst place to get a mosquito bite. 1st being the dong.

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Lalala579121 27
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You mean worst for the mosquito? Because everyone knows to never bite the Donger.

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TheGamingGamer 28
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Tripartita 44
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This sounds like the worst superhero origin story. Like, you could be Spider-Man's terrible sidekick, Mosquito-Balls. Your catchphrase would be "My balls itch, so trouble must be a-buzzing!"

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interesting33 36
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''I know I have a power, I can feel it in my balls!" (Nathan, Misfits)

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ArbiterOfFML 24

XD

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cornyrob 33
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Did you return the favor?

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Unbansawsage 16
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Doesn't matter had sex

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EvilLittleMan 23
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Better than waking up with Lorena Bobbitt down there.

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MitchRapp 20
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Sleep naked because of the heat? Or sleep with clothes to help with bugs? We better resurrect President Kennedy to find the answer.

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