Sexy time

By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 20:33

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Today, I woke up to my balls being sucked on. Unfortunately, it was by a mosquito. I hate the summer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 812
You deserved it 1 656

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This sounds like the worst superhero origin story. Like, you could be Spider-Man's terrible sidekick, Mosquito-Balls. Your catchphrase would be "My balls itch, so trouble must be a-buzzing!"

at least you got the succ

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at least you got the succ

I just choked reading this comment.

#14: On the balls? Bad joke, I know.

Gotta suck em' all

2nd worst place to get a mosquito bite. 1st being the dong.

You mean worst for the mosquito? Because everyone knows to never bite the Donger.

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This sounds like the worst superhero origin story. Like, you could be Spider-Man's terrible sidekick, Mosquito-Balls. Your catchphrase would be "My balls itch, so trouble must be a-buzzing!"

''I know I have a power, I can feel it in my balls!" (Nathan, Misfits)

Did you return the favor?

Doesn't matter had sex

Better than waking up with Lorena Bobbitt down there.

Sleep naked because of the heat? Or sleep with clothes to help with bugs? We better resurrect President Kennedy to find the answer.