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Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML


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On 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

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I hope nobody minds if I rush in here to say a little pre-emptive "STFU Perdix, that was the most unspeakably vile and off-colour comment I have ever read"? Well then, good day to you all, ladies and gentlemen.

#1 - On 11/25/2010 at 5:24pm by KaySL

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Wait, what? It never seemed weird to you before, that it had never retracted?

You should've done it yourself, gently. Or seen a doctor if it hadn't worked.


#31 - On 11/25/2010 at 6:16pm by xFaust

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