No money, though

By anuszopekanus - 14/06/2020 14:02

Today, after 3 months of quarantine being totally broke, I was finally glad to get back to work. I found out that they no longer need me because "there's no money" to pay me. As I was leaving, I saw freshly renovated rooms, a huge new plasma, and a crowd of workers busy expanding the summer terrace. FML

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alvarny 17

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Sunday 14 June 2020 20:36

To be honest, major renovation projects don’t just start immediately. They probably planned and paid for it months ago, even before the quarantine. Hope you find a new job soon.

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 14 June 2020 14:28

Maybe it's because your name has the word "anus" in it. Twice.

bloopaloop 27

Sunday 14 June 2020 19:03

Sound like there is a hint you are missing. They were looking for an excuse to get rid of you. It’s up to you to look back and figure out what you did wrong or how you rubbed people the wrong way.

alvarny 17

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Sunday 14 June 2020 20:36

To be honest, major renovation projects don’t just start immediately. They probably planned and paid for it months ago, even before the quarantine. Hope you find a new job soon.

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