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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 18:18 - Singapore

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML
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danielleeycakes 3

yes, why don't you educate us, justin bieber?

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Phustercluck 11

This garbage about hygiene, uncircumcised is only unhygienic if you're unhygienic.

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tati3092 1

I like uncircumsized dick and I'm American so basically all the stuck up chicks here in America are the ones who are picky bout dick but I don't mind at all

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kportal69 5

I don't mind either. dick is dick. as long as it's clean and big and does the job right I'm happy.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Their dislike of the uncircumcised penis does not make them stuck up. It simply means they have a different preference than you.

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Falken45 0

to #1 I totally agree w/u! lmfao!!! WTF! get circumcised!! gross

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evan40111 0

WTF?I don't remember the first time I pulled back my foreskin.****,I bet there's a spider under there! >.<

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banna2286 0

that ain't healthy

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mattyboy1989 0

WTF is up with all this get circumcised shizzle, are you living in a mystic world of wierdos? damn with is always better than without, unless for some reason you don't wash!! rough!

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zach5432 3

29. your dumb. it's not gross or harder to clean. it takes less then a second to pull the skin back and you can clean it like a circumcised penis also with the skin back it looks identical. so don't say it's gross

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punbarry1 0

omg ayame01 shut up you fat bitch, you clearly get none, ur medical facts are complete bullshit trying to make u sound clever u dumb fat American.... go back to the kitchen and make some food for ur stupid ****** aisan bender of a bf, if he is your bf, I think it's a lie tbh , you get none...

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