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Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34477) - you deserved it (4731)

On 11/21/2010 at 9:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.

#1 - On 11/21/2010 at 1:31pm by Florence_

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Oh wow. Someone hasn't taken sex ed

#2 - On 11/21/2010 at 1:31pm by MzDisturbedOne

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