Love, Lonely and Relatable: Lovebombing - FML

Lovebombing

By Anonymous - 15/03/2023 04:00

Today, the woman who wanted a relationship, sent me heart kisses multiple times a day every day, and claimed that everything was perfect, bailed on me after I asked her if she could fit in one more than the current four days a month we see each other. FML

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Lolamae 9

Wednesday 15 March 2023 7:46

She’s married

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 15 March 2023 13:48

How is she supposed to handle her seven other relationships if you are hogging her time? Be a good little piggy and take what you can get.

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Lolamae 9

Wednesday 15 March 2023 7:46

She’s married

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 15 March 2023 13:48

How is she supposed to handle her seven other relationships if you are hogging her time? Be a good little piggy and take what you can get.

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