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Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53785) - you deserved it (4013)

On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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She's not your best friend. she's your mom

#9 - On 10/30/2010 at 2:50am by turtlemansam

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omigod. D: so sorry op

#1 - On 10/30/2010 at 2:45am by cutieepie101

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