By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
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oj101 33

6 packs are a function of having low enough body fat. Keep having diarrhea and you'll be there in no time!

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oiler 21

I was going to post this but tou postes right before me. FML

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NicoTaylor1005 18

"You posted right before me" you say, as commenter number TWENTY TWO to number TWO. I don't think you know what "right before" means

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xyris_fml 28

@28, this comment was 2, his comment saying the same thing was 4.. That's what he was referring to

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oiler 21

This honestly does need a follow up

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WinterChild 20

Hopefully you had enough time to clean up without him finding out.

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friday9733 11

Can't have a friend seeing your dirty six pack

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oiler 21

Yea cant let him see that six pack of pudding

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Brandi_Faith 33

This is so horrible, and yet so funny at the same time. Definite fly! I can't help but wonder how bad it was and if you were able to clean up at all? Did the undies have to go straight in the garbage? What about your pants? Were those dirty too? Did you have to borrow a pair of pants from your friend? The situation is just so bad but I can't stop laughing.

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Avi8r 22

Brace yourselves, the "shitty situation" puns are coming

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MrSassypants 32

What a packy situation!...... What? It's stupid but it's more clever than a "shitty situation" joke.

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freyday 18

I wish getting a six-pack was that easy

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whassallt26 13

Haha people don't just grow a six pack when they're asleep..oh...oh wait

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