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By Eww - 05/10/2014 17:48 - United States - Salem

Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 046
You deserved it 3 145
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SamSwebb 24

I would have probably thrown up on her in response from the smell alone ... Thats disgusting! FYL

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littleteapot 21

Or bear hugged her.

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AnOriginalName 19

I'd rather find her and give her a hug.

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alexismw__ 9

No warnings, nothing.

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LexiDaBae 17

i agree. walk up to her and engulf her in a hug. no warnings, no nothing.

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dragonkisses28 25

It could've been worse, OP. I once had a patient who had explosive diarrhea...all over the front of my uniform, at the beginning of my shift. FYL.

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shinikageWolf 15

If OP does I bet she replies in a whiny voice "OH MY GAWD! Why did you do that!?" In your best Batman voice reply "Pay back bitch"

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karwank 13

I don't know who you are. But I will find you and I will puke on you

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SamSwebb 24

I would have probably thrown up on her in response from the smell alone ... Thats disgusting! FYL

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Brandi_Faith 33

My thought exactly! I'm pretty sure I would barf if someone puked on me. The smell...I can't even think about how gross this is!

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Ichiya 29

If someone pukes on me they better hope it kills me because they will spend some time in the hospital otherwise.

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MisterEx 28

Yes #45. Because beating up someone who is already sick enough to puke is an excellent idea and shows a great deal of bravery and dignity.

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simsimbeep 13

If i see anyone throw up, i end up throwing up as well. OP you have some amazing control there!

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tantanpanda 26

uh, doesn't mean you should throw up on someone. If they're that sick, they shouldn't be going anywhere. There's the floor too. The lady who barfed could have done so on the floor. Throwing up all over OP would warrent at least a slap in the face. She was clearly healthy enough to walk away like nothing happened.

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Ichiya 29

If you aren't feeling well stay at home. Don't go out and spread it around.

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ARetardedSeal 24

that really sucks, and she walks away like nothing happened.. terrible person

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peanuty001 19

thats just disgusting. she was probably drunk

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MandyMeow_fml 18

I would have not just let her walk away after she threw up all over you.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Chances are she was extremely drunk and wouldn't have been much help even if Op forced her to stay.

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theheightofirony 5

I have no idea why, but your comment made me start laughing hysterically. Thank you :)

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