By Anonymous - Puerto Rico
Today, I was messing around in computer class, when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
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  humorizer  |  14

False. If you were moving backwards and the wheels jammed, you would have been sent flying backwards (cranium-first), not facefirst.

Unless you broke the doggone laws of physics.

  mars13_fml  |  8

Because it was an accident. If I'm sitting in one of those chairs and someone calls my name I would do the same thing. It's not like the OP meant to fall on their face. Stop being an ass


I wasn't making fun of you for the record.

And most people on FML dislike comments like "dumbass".
Either that or they don't like cheerleaders.

Try changing your picture and commenting techniques.
Or not.
Everybody's a critic, so at least one person will thumb you down. It happens.

  may651  |  14

Lol I hate cheerleaders too. That is my grandpa and I on a walk for cancer for my mom. And this whole sight is about judging what everyone says. So i don't really car what people think.