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By HarleyDavison - 05/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Harrisonville

Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Jill - 22/05/2024 09:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I ran into my ex at our local supermarket. Trying to be aloof, I waved casually, but I misjudged the distance and knocked over a display of canned beans. My ex just stood there, laughing, while I scrambled to rearrange up my mess. FML

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You deserved it 369

Crumbling

By Benn - 21/06/2024 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I ran into my ex at the supermarket. Trying to seem nonchalant, I attempted to make small talk while pushing my cart. I didn't notice that I was steering straight into a tower of canned goods until it was too late. FML

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You deserved it 466

Stealthy

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 04:00

Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML

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You deserved it 146

Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 337

You deserved it 1 230

By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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You deserved it 10 558

Small world

By Anonyme - 25/11/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to my local grocery store in sweatpants and slippers to pick up some hangover food, thinking I wouldn’t run into anyone I know. I ran into my ex, her new partner, and his parents… twice. FML

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You deserved it 283

Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 85

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 238

You deserved it 131

Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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You deserved it 452

Dodger

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 22:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I went to the grocery store and saw my ex with her new partner. I tried to hide from them, but ended up getting locked in the store after closing time. I had to call security to let me out. FML

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You deserved it 923

Welshite 39

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:19

You found your new eye-candy. Congratulations.

nataliewby 25

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:20

You can tell your friends you got hit on by a piece of eye candy in front of your ex and his new girlfriend

Comments

Welshite 39

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:19

You found your new eye-candy. Congratulations.

StupidMonkey497 16

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:53

Maybe you were a bit too oblivious...

cakefete2 30

Monday 6 October 2014 0:25

No, OP tried to play candy crush without reading the instructions.

brivielle 15

Monday 6 October 2014 0:27

i play candy crush without reading instructions

wolfgold2 20

Monday 6 October 2014 0:36

Well, you obviously aren't over him if you're trying to prove you are.

cakefete2 30

Monday 6 October 2014 0:37

I used to be a candy crusher too... 'til I took a gum drop to the eye.

byEyecandy 10

Monday 6 October 2014 19:30

Im eyecandy and I find this delicious.

nataliewby 25

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:20

You can tell your friends you got hit on by a piece of eye candy in front of your ex and his new girlfriend

SeriousJoker72 18

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:34

She got hit on by a sweet thang ;D

TanzWolf 26

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:20

How sweet :D

zach205 24

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:20

I bet you didn't SEE that coming.

AoC15 10

Monday 6 October 2014 2:58

Pride is a dangerous thing

sanuxo_ 22

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:21

Walk it off!

ryanthecheeseguy 18

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:21

Sounds like a CANDID moment.

lulinator 40

Monday 6 October 2014 2:37

Candied*

Algorithm 24

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:29

Hey, at least you got free candy!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:32

Was it a chocolate eye?

CurvyisCool 22

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:34

You tried.

brivielle 15

Monday 6 October 2014 0:29

Indeed he tried. Or she

worldclassrager 39

Monday 6 October 2014 9:31

Oh come on it's almost Halloween it's worth a shot

kingcaper817 14

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:40

Yikes that really embarassing

FimogenFeels 14

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:40

My ex man brought his new girlfriend, she's like oh my God, I'm just gonna shake. Sorry OP.

Just_A_Tree 20

Monday 6 October 2014 1:27

Why do people feel the need to prove anything to their exes? Like seriously! Move on! If you have moved on, then you wouldn't feel the need to prove it. And yes, I get that there is a certain amount of satisfaction in messing with your ex. But the fact that you feel the need to mess with them shows that you haven't gotten over them yet. You really want to mess with your ex? Go out and have a good time! Enjoy yourself without one thought toward them! Cause when you do something to get back at them, or to get their attention, that only gives them more power over you! Don't let something that should be behind you, keep you from enjoying what's before you.