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By HarleyDavison - 05/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Harrisonville

Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML
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You found your new eye-candy. Congratulations.

nataliewby 25

You can tell your friends you got hit on by a piece of eye candy in front of your ex and his new girlfriend

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You found your new eye-candy. Congratulations.

Maybe you were a bit too oblivious...

No, OP tried to play candy crush without reading the instructions.

i play candy crush without reading instructions

Well, you obviously aren't over him if you're trying to prove you are.

I used to be a candy crusher too... 'til I took a gum drop to the eye.

byEyecandy 10

Im eyecandy and I find this delicious.

nataliewby 25

You can tell your friends you got hit on by a piece of eye candy in front of your ex and his new girlfriend

She got hit on by a sweet thang ;D

TanzWolf 26

How sweet :D

I bet you didn't SEE that coming.

Pride is a dangerous thing

Walk it off!

Sounds like a CANDID moment.

Hey, at least you got free candy!

Was it a chocolate eye?

Indeed he tried. Or she

Oh come on it's almost Halloween it's worth a shot

Yikes that really embarassing

My ex man brought his new girlfriend, she's like oh my God, I'm just gonna shake. Sorry OP.

Why do people feel the need to prove anything to their exes? Like seriously! Move on! If you have moved on, then you wouldn't feel the need to prove it. And yes, I get that there is a certain amount of satisfaction in messing with your ex. But the fact that you feel the need to mess with them shows that you haven't gotten over them yet. You really want to mess with your ex? Go out and have a good time! Enjoy yourself without one thought toward them! Cause when you do something to get back at them, or to get their attention, that only gives them more power over you! Don't let something that should be behind you, keep you from enjoying what's before you.

You aren't just a tree... you are a great person :-) wise words!