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By HarleyDavison - 05/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Harrisonville

Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML

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You deserved it 5 457

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

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You deserved it 121

Stealthy

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 04:00

Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML

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You deserved it 127

By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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You deserved it 10 547

By Shuttie - 18/01/2013 12:55 - Denmark - Odense

Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML

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You deserved it 43 579

Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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You deserved it 522

Dodger

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 22:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I went to the grocery store and saw my ex with her new partner. I tried to hide from them, but ended up getting locked in the store after closing time. I had to call security to let me out. FML

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You deserved it 889

Hey there!

By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

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You deserved it 999

Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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You deserved it 1 164

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 81

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 121

Welshite 39

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:19

You found your new eye-candy. Congratulations.

nataliewby 25

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:20

You can tell your friends you got hit on by a piece of eye candy in front of your ex and his new girlfriend

Comments

Welshite 39

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:19

You found your new eye-candy. Congratulations.

StupidMonkey497 16

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:53

Maybe you were a bit too oblivious...

cakefete2 30

Monday 6 October 2014 0:25

No, OP tried to play candy crush without reading the instructions.

brivielle 15

Monday 6 October 2014 0:27

i play candy crush without reading instructions

wolfgold2 20

Monday 6 October 2014 0:36

Well, you obviously aren't over him if you're trying to prove you are.

cakefete2 30

Monday 6 October 2014 0:37

I used to be a candy crusher too... 'til I took a gum drop to the eye.

byEyecandy 10

Monday 6 October 2014 19:30

Im eyecandy and I find this delicious.

nataliewby 25

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:20

You can tell your friends you got hit on by a piece of eye candy in front of your ex and his new girlfriend

SeriousJoker72 18

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:34

She got hit on by a sweet thang ;D

TanzWolf 26

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:20

How sweet :D

zach205 24

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:20

I bet you didn't SEE that coming.

AoC15 10

Monday 6 October 2014 2:58

Pride is a dangerous thing

sanuxo_ 22

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:21

Walk it off!

ryanthecheeseguy 18

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:21

Sounds like a CANDID moment.

lulinator 40

Monday 6 October 2014 2:37

Candied*

Algorithm 24

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:29

Hey, at least you got free candy!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:32

Was it a chocolate eye?

CurvyisCool 22

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:34

You tried.

brivielle 15

Monday 6 October 2014 0:29

Indeed he tried. Or she

worldclassrager 39

Monday 6 October 2014 9:31

Oh come on it's almost Halloween it's worth a shot

kingcaper817 14

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:40

Yikes that really embarassing

FimogenFeels 14

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:40

My ex man brought his new girlfriend, she's like oh my God, I'm just gonna shake. Sorry OP.

Just_A_Tree 20

Monday 6 October 2014 1:27

Why do people feel the need to prove anything to their exes? Like seriously! Move on! If you have moved on, then you wouldn't feel the need to prove it. And yes, I get that there is a certain amount of satisfaction in messing with your ex. But the fact that you feel the need to mess with them shows that you haven't gotten over them yet. You really want to mess with your ex? Go out and have a good time! Enjoy yourself without one thought toward them! Cause when you do something to get back at them, or to get their attention, that only gives them more power over you! Don't let something that should be behind you, keep you from enjoying what's before you.