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Today, I heard my surgeon mutter to a nurse how easy it would be to kill me on the operating table and make it look like an accident. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50379) - you deserved it (3379)

On 10/31/2013 at 4:42pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

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In medical school he worried about passing as a surgeon, but he made the cut.

That was bad.

#2 - On 10/31/2013 at 8:39pm by Everyday_Galaxy

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To answer your question:


(but I've totally said almost this exact thing)

#17 - On 10/31/2013 at 8:49pm by DocBastard

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