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Taday my mom has officially lost 100 pounds due to a lap-band surgery. After sharing her excitement she also shared her troubles. She said "Everything hangs now even my cooter. Can they fix that?" Thank u for the mental image mom. fat FML


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On 11/12/2012 at 12:25am - health - by KtSue - United States

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Don't leave us hanging, OP, what happened? Was it curtains for her cooter, or does the pendulum still swing?

#1 - On 11/12/2012 at 6:05am by Pleonasm

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Tell her to pull it back with some rubberbands and clothespins.

#5 - On 11/12/2012 at 6:07am by saIty

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