Today, my mom has officially lost 100 pounds due to a lap-band surgery. After sharing her excitement, she also shared her troubles. She said, "Everything hangs now, even my cooter. Can they fix that?" Thank you for the mental image, mom. FML

by KtSue / 11/12/2012 at 12:25am / United States / Health

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  • Don't leave us hanging, OP, what happened? Was it curtains for her cooter, or does the pendulum still swing?

    #1 - On 11/12/2012 at 6:05am by Pleonasm

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  • Tell her to pull it back with some rubberbands and clothespins.

    #5 - On 11/12/2012 at 6:07am by saIty

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