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Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6137) - you deserved it (46376)

On 06/03/2012 at 1:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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How could that possibly go wrong?

#1 - On 06/03/2012 at 5:52am by flamegrilled123

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What a genius idea!

#4 - On 06/03/2012 at 5:53am by Greendaycheese

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