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Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML


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On 02/06/2012 at 4:43pm - health - by Marc - United States (New Jersey)

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That's when you say 'I NOW agree with what HE said!!' and point your finger to the guy who insulted her in the first place. FYL

#7 - On 02/06/2012 at 8:39pm by desireev

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Hmm when you say "socked" do you mean smacked with a sock filled butter and other miscellaneous materials? Or the boring fist to face?

#3 - On 02/06/2012 at 8:37pm by saIty

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