By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
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desireev 17

That's when you say 'I NOW agree with what HE said!!' and point your finger to the guy who insulted her in the first place. FYL

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saIty 17

Hmm when you say "socked" do you mean smacked with a sock filled butter and other miscellaneous materials? Or the boring fist to face?

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downtime 12

But then you'd be in trouble because you hit a woman. We can't be seen doing the same things women do, that wouldn't be equal!

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epicwaffles 7

I can't help but wonder, did she even look at you before she hit you?

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hateevryone 14

You should've pointed out that he said it, not you.

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

he would have been punched regardless. it would have done no good, whatsoever.

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birdfreak 24

Woooow ok well ummm wow. I think the guy shouldn't have insulted her and the girl should have just said something to him not sock him in the face

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silentbutfunny 0

This wprld isn't a picture perfect society where theres pretty little rainbows everywhere, and everybody live in perfect harmony

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DocBastard 38

She obviously likes you, just like the boys who put stickers in girls' hair in grade school. Plus, I bet she's ******* WILD in bed. Make sure to invite me to the wedding.

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desireev 17

.....With DocBastard as my witness, I now pronounce OP and Bitch at the Store husband and wife!.....

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SaMmIMonster96 6

Geez everyone just loves DocBastard... Including me :)

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SaMmIMonster96 6

Oh well.. I know I am not liked, I embrace it

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Donniehw 5

58 I'm a witness too! xD Man if she is "WILD in bed" that would be awesome! A strong chick ( hopefully hot((I'm not that shallow but I do prefer the pretty girls)) ), that is "WILD in bed"? Man all she has to do is be nice (which, based on this fml, prolly isn't the case) and he'd have the whole package!!! -Donniehw

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Sumo69 9

As Mark Wahlberg said sh!t would go down differently if I was there

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Clamcreepy 7

I definitely would've cursed her out and made her apologize to me. She can't just go around hitting people before she actually confirm the guilty party.

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Unlucky_Gun 0

That's true. I love your picture by the way, Bob Marley rules

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Clamcreepy 7

Thanks : ) yours is cool too.

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maskedman 9

She shouldn't go around hitting people at all. Insulting someone is legal, while assaulting someone is illegal.

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linkinpark98 23

I'd grab the nearest open box of tic tacs and throw them at her.

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silentbutfunny 0

Im a man, and ive been raised to treat women with respect, hold doors open, pick up the check... Etc. Guys should NEVER hit a girl, us guys are built to be stronger. If a girl hits a guy, ouch... Call her a bitch? Idk. NEVER swing back. If she continues to wail... Different story (i say push her away) Women shouldnt hit men and cant use their ****** as an excuse either

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