Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

by stillsick / 03/01/2011 at 7:11pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

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  • what an amazing roomate... get the hell out

    #1 - On 03/02/2011 at 2:01am by punjabi44

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  • The awkward moment when you find out your roommate is banging the garbage man.

    #12 - On 03/02/2011 at 2:27am by ambowew

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