Punchline man

By Anonymous - 09/07/2022 06:00

Today, thanks to the hormone treatments for my cancer, I have gained so much weight I am now officially the punchline for “How does a fat man find his penis? With a mirror on a stick and an erection.” FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 067
You deserved it 142

Same thing different taste

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So? Go rest up and get better from cancer. I'm over 300 lbs and it doesn't stop me doing jack shit (asthma, of course, can go **** itself, but that's another problem...). Hell, I've hiked up the Trinity Alps with no training (don't do that, it's ******* stupid) and didn't even pass out! Seriously, though. Being fat just means you move differently. Plenty of people will still want to bang you, and you can do whatever you want. Don't worry about it. (Also if you ever do altitude hiking train first.)