Lauren
Australia
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Chubs
Norway
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
andy
United States
Hereditary?
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Lax
France
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
lyss
New Prague, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Anonymous
He is worried
Today, my husband asked with genuine concern if I would be able to breast feed our kids when they are born, since my boobs are so small. FML
yerface
United States
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
JCC
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Be warned
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Anonymous
Northampton, United Kingdom
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
parentof5
United States
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Bill
United States
Nice of her
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
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sarahmah214 0
aww
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Easy: Genetics. Blame your parents. And your eating habits & lack of exercise.
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Comments (314)
sarahmah214 0
aww
ladies_man217 0
lose weight.
Day_Dreams 0
Well that was tactless. Maybe if you lost weight then people wouldn't think that...
STr8_CaLi_d0p3 4
Jus stop eating fried mayonnaise balls.
ladies_man217 0
easier said then done 14
KingDingALing 9
Tell her that you had sex with her dad, and that she was a mistake
bigblue95 0
22- username and picture win. love transformers.
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
So what's the answer?
pandapoopDX 0
kids say the darnest things!
itsybitsyspider 0
22 total win with the name and picture.. I think I love you.. anyway OP, lose some weight then you'll be skinny with tiny boobs!...waaait..
Stupified 0
Op has moobs
KiddNYC1O 22
you definitely are a D, op... if you know what I mean lol
5t3ff1k4h 47
58, they aren't 'moobs' if the OP isn't male. Lauren is a girl's name. OP is female... therefore rendering your comment incorrect.
Stupified 0
No I mean she has manly boobs, women with no boobs have moobs as much as man do
KiddNYC1O 22
69- males are named Lauren too...
skittle68 0
Sucks :( start cutting some things like soda out of your diet and you will gradually lose weight. I've lost 5 lb in about a month and a half just by not drinking soda, and using less oil when I cook. And, there are some guys who LOVE small boobs. I'm only a B and I have a friend who thinks they are too big :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
82-Small chested women (or, as the ignorant put it, flat-chested), even if they are overweight, do not have moobs. The meaning of 'moobs' is 'man boobs'. Derp. Small boobs are not manly. 83-Lauren is a girl's name. Lorne is a boy's name. There is a different spelling, even though they sound similar.
ladies_man217 0
lol thanks 49, and you bring up a good point, is she's skinny she'll still have no boobs..hm, seems like there's no way around this fml
KiddNYC1O 22
87- I know it's a girl's name but I was just saying. thanks though
NFL333 0
hahahahahahaha it's funny cuz a little kid asked that
5t3ff1k4h 47
Please try again after the beep.
buzz18 7
lol
ravensunnyd 0
that's how I am
pink_mx_braap 0
i wonder too how tiny girls have big boobs
angelit0 4
u should have told her Santa is not real! ....
the_flirtt 0
128 he isn't ?
aholeguy 0
100 again you are only using ad hominem fallacies. look it up, you'll understand how much of a jackass you look like.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Woh, hey my names Loren :D what a coincidence 0.o
BallinJ 0
post **** or gtfo
5t3ff1k4h 47
163, Please speak English and I will consider your comment valid. You've just got your knickers in a twist because you're usually wrong.
itz_scrumdidly 0
tiny boobs and a FUPA...sorry OP that combo sucks
planbsponserme 2
23- that would make since if the op was a guy. But coming from a woman its stupid. that would mean that shes the kids mom.
xxBrokenHeartxx 0
yea, that's what gyms were invented 4 :)
alex1432 9
your pretty
mattmalin11 0
what's teh answer?
ElisaK_fml 0
eat more chicken. it makes your boobs grow
Dragons_corner 6
168 he is speaking english you just don't understand it since you never heard it before "hominem fallacy" is what he ment but none the less it's is proper English look it up. it a intellectual word or words.
Schizomaniac 24
Wow, 237. Wow.
hairt 4
#188 "I have found so many people older than I am on here that can't....." I think instead of using 'that', you should use 'who'. just trying to help, since your desc is about proper English.. :) sorry if you're offended. :/
kinkajoujennie 0
That kid sounds like a real asshole!
Mehness 0
163 - you look like more of a jackass for using fancy words on a site where no one gives a shit.
MissMel_xo 0
get lypo and implants. problem solved.
Jessi2487 0
ok so OP has small boobs but fat? that is just all bad. but if she was skinny she would have no boobs? thats a lose lose situation. btw 145 is so sexy... im sure i said tht a million times but its so true
mfmylifesrsly 30
256 - yes, because men love boobs that are stiff and don't move.
black_knight402 0
254 maybe you should keep up instead of bitching about a worddoHerty not familiar with. Hence it is called a dictionary which happens to be useful at times when one doesn't know the word spelling, pronounciation, definition or use of the word.
Mehness 0
A brief check up on wikipedia reveals that an "ad hominem fallacy" is something which I have no idea about, but it doesn't seem like 100 and the rest of her comments use them. Don't be afraid to point out the ad homiwhatevers, I'd gladly like to see 'em.
Mehness 0
Plus, it seems to me like 168 is a troll, and it's always fun to troll a troll, eh?
Mehness 0
163* It's only half way to becoming an eight, anyways.
the101dan 0
258 - you'd be surprised. I saw a poll about fake vs real boobs and 25% of the voters chose fake over real... but I do agree with you (and the other 75%). Fake boobs are gross.
mona_is_here 10
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings...
marinus_fml 20
that's what you get for living in nsw. go the qld reds xD
Dragons_corner 6
I'm not saying who *says under breath: 254* but everyone needs to go watch "Red vs Blue PSA: Internet" lol.
spiderbesideher 0
why do otherwise pretty girls pierce their faces?
mona_is_here 10
303, who are you refering to?
Dimitrov_fml 0
Woa, Shia Labeouf is on FML? I love your movies man. Transformers FTW!
cearalaken 0
tell her that everyone looks like that at one point an that she will look like that in a few years lol
INSAN3_Y1T3QBAN 0
3 words boob job, DIET
brieholt 0
well your a bit of an ass an that's gross
Lord_of_0 4
But, there are also guys out there who love fat women- and might not be too keen about tiny breasts.
BZ23 1
Yes!!!! Daniel Tosh!!!!
pickles458 0
haha kids these days...
jj2014 0
third
B4SK3TB4IL 0
I wouldve showed that kid the back of my hand. just kidding but if u work out and keep going at it and u REALLY want it. then u will get it. and in a few months u will be fine and everyone who ever made fun of u will feel like an ass after seein how u changed.
FreePali 0
33- Yo little boy, what do you know about women, let alone fat ones. And no, the SIMS plus your mom's Victoria's Secret catalog don't count.
phatdaddy62 23
so you prefer your hand?
FreePali 0
ok sir carpal tunnel--u would know wouldn't u
acccccccc 1
very good question
acccccccc 1
ha i know right! the measurer person screwed up! so i got it fixed! ha
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Easy: Genetics. Blame your parents. And your eating habits & lack of exercise.
FFML314 0
your username & pic is epic :)
FFML314 0
my grammar is correct, thank you:)
FFML_314 12
*picture
FFML314 0
what a sad life you people have because if grammar. it's sad, really.
FFML_314 12
Coming from the stalker. The little girl that's to scared to message me or anyone else back. Awh! What's the matter? Can't stand the private heat?
FFML314 0
um, I did msg. you back. I can't get messages unless I'm on a computer. And unlike you, I have a life. I can't get messages on my iPhone. Holla at yo boy
FFML314 0
Btw, it literally took me 3 minutes to create an account and copy and paste everything. And I broke my leg & have nothing else to do. YOU people, are the truly pathetic ones. Because once I'm better, I won't be going on here anymore, but you losers will still check this site EVERY SINGLE DAY.
5t3ff1k4h 47
140 - so you admit to it?
FFML_314 12
What's sad is that you actually believe that what you're saying justifies you being a complete and total creep. I broke my pinky finger, alright Steph! I'm going to stalk you now. You're the biggest dumb-ass this site has spit out. Your days are numbered, my dear.
FFML_314 12
Krystal, it's the "isabella3" girl you called out on the other FML, for her picture being fake. What's great is that "she" is a 23 year old he. Makes this so much worse.
mintcar 10
133- too*
Tasanasanta 0
176-Just..Why?
illmatic2 16
I don't think someone who creates a fake account and stalks people on a website has the right to call anyone pathetic. My comment better post this time or I'll be very mad.
mintcar 10
182- Hmm?
xLonelyStonerx 0
grammar nazi
eLmo97 0
FFML314, looks like a hoe.
FFML_314 12
Hm, yes I can see how showing a little bit of cleavage would make me look like a "hoe." Try a better insult next time. Got gave me boobs and if I'm going out dancing or want to look nice for my girlfriend/boyfriend than you're damn right, I'm going to let a little show. I am not ashamed of what I have.
FFML_314 12
*God
mona_is_here 10
What's with the creepy stalker? Hey, instead of being mad at him/her, we should pity him... or her. Some people just have no life.
mona_is_here 10
Anna, how'd you find out that isabella3 is a guy? I saw her account got banned.
FFML_314 12
He told me. Yes, I reported both profiles.
spiderbesideher 0
you have something on your teeth
hunterluv1 20
that's mean!
Dezzi4Life 0
that is a really good question!!!!for just a kid
ClaireBear9087 0
i agree! blah whatever i have small boobs but hey, im okay with it
Steve95401 49
Perhaps the girl is trying to tell you something...
FFML_314 12
OP, drop some weight and your boobs will look bigger. :)
acccccccc 1
smart addition by subtraction :D
StrickenAza34 4
like yours?
FFML314 0
yeah, like mine
StrickenAza34 4
hell yeah.
FFML_314 12
When I lose weight, it's generally not in my boobs. I do know it's like that for some people though. Hopefully in her case, she can lose some weight and her boobs will grow.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Well in this case she doesn't have much to lose and maybe she will look even hotter which will excuse a lack of boobage
FFML_314 12
Who are you talking about?
FFML314 0
you better not be talkin' about me!
FFML_314 12
She was talking about you, stalker. Now, run along and play with the kiddos. The adults need talk time.
acccccccc 1
this is kinda confusing with you and your stalker... :/
FFML_314 12
It's OK, she's busy jerking it to my picture right now. She's so much in love with my face, it's sad really. :( My heart belongs to another man!
FFML314 0
jerking what?
StrickenAza34 4
but we only just met? plus in different countries...
victoria023 0
haha i always ask tht about my friend's cousin
christalmac 0
awww. don't worry I have small boobs too. hahahaha!