By anonymous - 26/05/2016 03:45 - United States - Boise

Today, the first thing I noticed about my blind date was the clump of nose hairs sticking out and mingling with his beard. In an effort to not stare, I periodically glanced away. After a while, he asked which guy I was into at the table next to us, because I was spending so much time looking in that direction. FML
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Twisted_Killjoy 23

Hopefully you mean mustache and not beard... Otherwise that would be quite a sight!

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queenariii 22
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Poor guy. He probably just thought you were being nosey.

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Welshite 39
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Jokes on you, OP. That's his superpower. You were on a date with Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo.

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burgermike92 17

It's a manga series about a dude with nose hair superpowers.

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chucknorrisjr123 5
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that show was my childhood

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Twisted_Killjoy 23

Hopefully you mean mustache and not beard... Otherwise that would be quite a sight!

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Noelletakumi 36
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Maybe she meant he had a goatee. Hair all around

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queenariii 22
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Poor guy. He probably just thought you were being nosey.

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brownapple 22
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Wouldn't be a nice sight when he has a sneeze attack.

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honestjane 22
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He'd probably look like a party favor.

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yerawizardlizzy 27
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I'm hoping you mean he had a moustache as part of his facial hair and the nose hair was mingling with that. Because when people say beard, I automatically think of hair along the jaw, sometimes without a moustache.

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Tripartita 44
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So you're not even in a relationship, and he's already asking about other people you're eyeing? Sounds like a keeper. Bonus points to him if he argued over who should pay and talked about the redecorating he's done to his bedroom/mom's basement.

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DeathBunny218 37
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So if you're on a date with someone and they're checking other people out all the time you wouldn't bring it up? Sure they can check other people out if they want, but doing it on a date would be pretty inconsiderate.

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socialproduct 19
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I'd probably bring it up. If my date was staring at something all night I wouldn't pretend that it's not happening. If OP "periodically glanced away" to the exact same focal point for the entire evening it probably sparked a reasonable curiosity.

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Tripartita 44
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Fair points, guys. Yeah, I'd probably mention something if it seemed my date was consistently looking in one direction or avoiding eye contact. I probably wouldn't jump right to "which dude are you checking out?" but I'd bring it up.

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izzajaneful 24
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Something like, what's so interesting over there? or a variant.

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thatweirdasian 22
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I'm wondering if you meant his mustache instead of beard. Still...interesting. Did you guys go on a second date?

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thatweirdasian 22
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I'm wondering if you meant his mustache instead of beard. Still...interesting. Did you guys go on a second date?

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trucker2 33
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You should blatantly ask him about his French tickler

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Halfass 8
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He nose what's up.

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