FML : Today, the first thing I noticed about my blind date was the clump of nose hairs sticking out and mingling with his beard. In an effort to not stare, I...

Today, the first thing I noticed about my blind date was the clump of nose hairs sticking out and mingling with his beard. In an effort to not stare, I periodically glanced away. After a while, he asked which guy I was into at the table next to us, because I was spending so much time looking in that direction. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Thursday 26 May 2016 03:45 / United States - Boise

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By Twisted_Killjoy | 23

#6615439 - Thursday 26 May 2016 17:30

Hopefully you mean mustache and not beard... Otherwise that would be quite a sight!

By queenariii | 22

#6615442 - Thursday 26 May 2016 17:32

Poor guy. He probably just thought you were being nosey.

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By Welshite | 39

#6615436 - Thursday 26 May 2016 17:29

Jokes on you, OP. That's his superpower. You were on a date with Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo.

TheGreastest | 24

#6615546 - Thursday 26 May 2016 19:40

What?

burgermike92 | 17

#6615554 - Thursday 26 May 2016 19:54

It's a manga series about a dude with nose hair superpowers.

chucknorrisjr123 | 5

#6615629 - Thursday 26 May 2016 21:25

that show was my childhood

By Twisted_Killjoy | 23

#6615439 - Thursday 26 May 2016 17:30

Hopefully you mean mustache and not beard... Otherwise that would be quite a sight!

Noelletakumi | 36

#6615455 - Thursday 26 May 2016 17:40

Maybe she meant he had a goatee. Hair all around

By queenariii | 22

#6615442 - Thursday 26 May 2016 17:32

Poor guy. He probably just thought you were being nosey.

By brownapple | 22

#6615443 - Thursday 26 May 2016 17:32

Wouldn't be a nice sight when he has a sneeze attack.

honestjane | 21

#6615837 - Friday 27 May 2016 3:50

He'd probably look like a party favor.

By yerawizardlizzy | 27

#6615444 - Thursday 26 May 2016 17:32

I'm hoping you mean he had a moustache as part of his facial hair and the nose hair was mingling with that. Because when people say beard, I automatically think of hair along the jaw, sometimes without a moustache.

By Tripartita | 44

#6615445 - Thursday 26 May 2016 17:34

So you're not even in a relationship, and he's already asking about other people you're eyeing? Sounds like a keeper. Bonus points to him if he argued over who should pay and talked about the redecorating he's done to his bedroom/mom's basement.

DeathBunny218 | 36

#6615585 - Thursday 26 May 2016 20:32

So if you're on a date with someone and they're checking other people out all the time you wouldn't bring it up? Sure they can check other people out if they want, but doing it on a date would be pretty inconsiderate.

socialproduct | 18

#6615599 - Thursday 26 May 2016 20:52

I'd probably bring it up. If my date was staring at something all night I wouldn't pretend that it's not happening. If OP "periodically glanced away" to the exact same focal point for the entire evening it probably sparked a reasonable curiosity.

Tripartita | 44

#6615648 - Thursday 26 May 2016 21:51

Fair points, guys. Yeah, I'd probably mention something if it seemed my date was consistently looking in one direction or avoiding eye contact. I probably wouldn't jump right to "which dude are you checking out?" but I'd bring it up.