By Litterbox - United States
Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML
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Wow O_o I can't believe how much of a response this thing is getting(first post ever...) But for clarification:(Skip if you want...Blah) a) Since my mother was willing to beat me with a metal end of a broom for claiming Hitler and the events of the holocaust were wrong and has a machete at the ready underneath her bed, the threat was/is to be taken seriously, wouldn't you think... (Is she still hilarious?) b) Kill me, sure, but THE KID??? c)I would've loved for my mother to have been concerned/open enough with me to have an actual conversation about sex... Blegh -_-
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By  onigiriqueen  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

  Fontario4  |  2

Hey dumbass if we used your logic almost everyone would be dead. Nobody knows what the future will hold and unless they're rich they can't be sure you'll always be able to fully support them on your own. Nobody deaserves to fuckin die, control yourself.


241 is right... currency didnt exist during the cavemen age... follow your logic we all wouldn't be here today... some under age preggos can truly be annoying but they don't deserve to die...

By  elara15  |  0

I hear you, #7. And I'm sick of the people who preach against abortion limiting the access to birth control. Accidents may happen, but that's no excuse for not adequately protecting yourself.

If your mother is going to make such threats, I hope she's willing, at a future date, to help you get some form of hormonal birth control and buy a pack of condoms with spermicide.

  tisana18  |  1

There's really no good reason for abortion in a semi-normal pregnancy. Unless the chance of death to the baby or mother in birth is reasonably high, adoption is generally a more ethical option.