Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML
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Today, I found out my mom has literally spent all her savings sending money to some bullshit-peddling megachurch televangelist, who apparently told her that giving them money would ensure her future fortune. Tithings, my ass. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I discovered that my mother has been stealing from me to cover her mountain of debt. I’m barely making ends meet as it is. When I confronted her, she had the gall to suggest I get a second job to support her. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I found out that my mother, who's been against me seeking treatment for my cancer, has been going to different churches and charities to get donations for her "poor ailing daughter." I've not seen a dime of this money, and my mom just tells me to pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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Top comments
The_Troller 14
Calling it a religion is a bit of a stretch.
hellaflushfa5 6
Just a role model parent right their
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Comments (65)
SanaSazi 32
Get a divorce, would be my advice
Sirin_fml 46
Divorcing his mother is a little bit hasty. They should try couples counselling first.
memob123 0
I didn't know that sons and mothers could get married :o
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
2 explanations: 1. Random crazy incest marriage that isn't even legal. 2. This dumbass read the FML wrong.
ThecomingofTan 9
I used to believe in Scientology, until I took a financial pyramid scheme disguised as a religion to the knee.
bubo_fml 10
Sell her a carnation for a $100.00, saying you've joined the Hare Krishnas.
AussieGuy1981 0
All religions are ******* stupid. Follow her in there one day and bomb the place. Anyone stupid enough to believe that shit deserves to die. You'll be doing the sane world a favour
Yousuck24 21
While I think that people should have a choice to what religions they believe in. I think that it's stupid that the mother has to steal money in order to afford her religion. Two thing which I believe are wrong...
ryanisexy 5
Thats the point of it. Mindfuck + steal of you money
Pelreskovich 11
Could be worse, could be Pastafarian courses.
Enslaved 36
Did she blame it on the aliens that took over her mind?
thiscrazything 1
People have been steeling (and doing a whole lot of worse things) in the name of religious for thousands of years. Maybe OP should hide his/her money.
perdix 29
That gives me an idea! I'm sure my kid won't mind not going to college if her dad gets to hang with John Travolta & Kirstie Alley! What a great religion where our sermons are "Welcome Back, Kotter" and "Cheers" re-runs!
c_tuck 0
Lmao! Once again, love the comments!