Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML
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Today, I found out my mom has literally spent all her savings sending money to some bullshit-peddling megachurch televangelist, who apparently told her that giving them money would ensure her future fortune. Tithings, my ass. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I discovered that my mother has been stealing from me to cover her mountain of debt. I’m barely making ends meet as it is. When I confronted her, she had the gall to suggest I get a second job to support her. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I found out that my mother, who's been against me seeking treatment for my cancer, has been going to different churches and charities to get donations for her "poor ailing daughter." I've not seen a dime of this money, and my mom just tells me to pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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The_Troller 14
Calling it a religion is a bit of a stretch.
hellaflushfa5 6
Just a role model parent right their
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zombiepoke 6
Ok being that my parents are Scientologists (though I am not), I had to comment. First and foremost, NO Scientologist would agree with stealing from someone to do courses. It's call being "out ethics" and they actually have an equivalent to "confessing your sins" called doing a OW wright up, but they expect you to take responsibility for what you did. What she did is wrong, no matter what the reasons. And for the record; you don't have to pay a membership fee to be a scientologist. There are different memberships you can be a part of, and you can donate (and truthfully, they so have WAY too much money) however, in being a part of the church, They have you pay for the courses just like a college. I'm going to get down votes for explaining this, but at least you will learn a little something today. :)
Optomisticpencil 7
Wow, those thetans really are stuck to her bad.You could just enroll her with project chanology instead.
aspiette 3
Man what a bitch I'd steal her car and sell it for scraps
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
I'm not sure what is more offensive in this one, the theft or Scientology
ic2drops 10
damn, sorry to hear about that