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By sonofanut - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML
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The_Troller 14

Calling it a religion is a bit of a stretch.

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c_tuck 0

Hopefully u won't follow in her footsteps. That has to be the most retarded "religion" I've ever heard of. Pure ignorance if u ask me.

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sunnyblue2380 0

I'd get your mother some serious help! Scientology is incredibly ****** up and dangerous! It's much more damaging than just your run of the mill religion - its a mind-crushing cult.

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chengy4191 7

What a bullshit religion and class -_-

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MsMeiriona 2

Dear sweet Eris, get out of there!

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br0ccoli 14

I guess if your religion doesn't believe in Jesus you can rationalize that it's ok to seal? The things ppl do,...

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Levvy 22

I'm curious. Do you literally believe no Christians steal, AND that no other religions (or philosophies) have objections to stealing? Are these two things literally what you believe to be true? If not: Why are you saying this? And if so: Do you ever read newspapers or read books or converse with other human beings? Not doing so is the only way I can imagine you'd come to this conclusion.

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Levvy 22

Sounds like her training is coming along perfectly.

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tallguy21 0

My mom took 8,000 of my college fund for her to go back to college, she's 54, im 18.

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