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Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML
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Today, I found out my mom has literally spent all her savings sending money to some bullshit-peddling megachurch televangelist, who apparently told her that giving them money would ensure her future fortune. Tithings, my ass. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I discovered that my mother has been stealing from me to cover her mountain of debt. I’m barely making ends meet as it is. When I confronted her, she had the gall to suggest I get a second job to support her. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I found out that my mother, who's been against me seeking treatment for my cancer, has been going to different churches and charities to get donations for her "poor ailing daughter." I've not seen a dime of this money, and my mom just tells me to pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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Top comments
The_Troller 14
Calling it a religion is a bit of a stretch.
hellaflushfa5 6
Just a role model parent right their
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Comments (65)
OfficeNinja 5
Sorry your mom got sucked into that cult.
ravenxcorvinus 9
um yeahhh OP you need to have a (very) long talk with your mother.. if the support and long conversation doesn't help say "sorry, mom.. i will always love you.. unfortunately you got sucked into a ridiculous cult and has gave me no other choice, but to ban you as my mother.." and leave.
OfficeNinja 5
From reports of people who left the cult, it is more likely the scam victim (Scientology cult member) will cut off contact from non-member family first. That is what they do. Isolate and surround. You are not supposed to talk to non-cult members without special advanced training, and you have to use a special web browser / filter that will not let you access sites not approved by the cult.
brocode86 0
@19 either would the courts rule that. church and state are separated its not the courts job to decide that.
garfield224 0
He was a science fiction writer. He stayed on a boat with only underage boys and was busted by the Feds numerous times--kyle from south park. Seriously though. The force sounds more viable then scientology.
kmerkovich 3
1- profession does not equal religious belief. 2- he was training those young men for the sea-organization. 3- when did he get "busted" by the Feds?
blueknight1st 26
You need to get her to a psychologist ASAP that crazy cult is already getting their grubby mitts on her. Don't let them pull her in entirely.
simplynatalie 6
A couple of my family members are scientologists. I'm not though, but I always get the "I'm sorry" looks. And yes they do ask for way too much. I saw someone donated 100k to them. It's ridiculous really, that money could have been so much better well spent.
MrRayBans 8
Stay AWAY from Zenu.
goliatron 9
Kill her!
FML5499 4
Wow. That's a little bitchy
foxmatrix15 8
She's trying to clear herself of thetans so she can learn to jump on the couch so high she can travel to her real home planet an Find her master Xenu