Worn out

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:09 - Canada

Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

chloroform ******...the oldest trick in the book.

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FYLDeep 25

Dicks do the boring, not vaginas.

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Flip over so he wakes up face down in your ass.

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lurchin_10 0

maybe he fell asleep too

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janabanana18 0

how can you fall asleep going down on somebody! foreal. lol

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

chloroform ******...the oldest trick in the book.

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worldclass 0

Does my ****** smell like chloroform to you?

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

you tell me! #26. the last thing I remember is thinking, "wait...no grass on the field. this girl IS 18 right?" Then I woke up in the trunk of your car with half a string of anal beads sticking out of me.

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RedPillSucks 31

Either he's really good at giving head in his sleep or he's awful at it and its like he's doing nothing at all. It's a good thing he didn't suffocate. You wouldn't have noticed until he started to smell.

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Perdition 4

DjPee has my vote for presidency. Nah, communication about sex isn't what couples should do, especially if it's bad. Not.

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iimthomas 0

girls thighs are pretty soft and comfy, a nice place to take a nap imo

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