Intimacy: Worn out

Worn out

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Sleepy head - 07/10/2013 01:34 - United States

Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

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Relaxed

By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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Snooze fest

By Karly - 03/02/2022 20:00

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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Hello? Hello?

By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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The Great Pretender

By CJune24 - 22/10/2014 21:24 - United Kingdom - Huddersfield

Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:49

chloroform ******...the oldest trick in the book.

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:36

Dicks do the boring, not vaginas.

Comments

BuckwildWoody 0

Monday 22 November 2010 8:07

Haha my bf did the same thing...that's sucks u didn't even notice tho lol

CheckYourPockes 4

Friday 10 December 2010 5:07

not only do you need a boyfriend who knows how to please a girl, you need one who gets exited enough to not fall asleep between a girls legs

SavySituation 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 8:01

Lmao

wordtoyourmoms 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 13:14

At least you know you don't smell bad :)

pmreck 1

Friday 11 February 2011 23:26

lol... maybe he had a long day??

abasio 1

Saturday 19 February 2011 15:05

He must be pretty damn bad at it for you not to notice that he wasn't actually doing anything.

chloeloelstein 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 2:02

oooh you poor girl!

Raefy 10

Thursday 16 July 2015 8:17

he apparently doesn't do a good job down there. very sad

lucasjames22 8

Friday 21 July 2017 17:20

apparently you two deserve each other. lol

GR33NLEAVES 7

Sunday 3 February 2019 7:47

you can let me do it for you😉

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