Worn out

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:09 - Canada

Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

chloroform ******...the oldest trick in the book.

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FYLDeep 25

Dicks do the boring, not vaginas.

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HesJustTheBest 0

He probably passed out from the putrid smell protruding from it. Take the hint and wash once in a while OP.

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RebelHeart7 0

This made me lol badly. Can I say win? ahahahahaha

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tencentsakiss 19

Is he aware that he is actually supposed to move once he's down there?

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corambis 13

Maybe those weren't snores... they were queefs. Or the first queef knocked him out, and the rest were snores.

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drummerchic14 0

ahahaha queefs don't smell how would they knock anyone out, you've clearly never been in contact with a pussy

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ulicksam 0

You both fail at sex. YDI.

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CallMeHush 0

Watch the ******** move back and forth, you are getting sleepy, very sleepy...

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tencentsakiss 19

I don't think this guy would know about a ********.

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perdix 29

How could you not notice that nothing was going on down there? Do you have a guy whose tongue is smaller and more limp than his dick? If he snores like in the cartoons, the vibrations could make you very happy ;)

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stayc0103 0

lol!!! that sucks for u to not even notice!...he must suck in bed and maybe u should invest in a toy for yourself if you plan on staying with him. FYL!

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