Worn out

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:09 - Canada

Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

chloroform ******...the oldest trick in the book.

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FYLDeep 25

Dicks do the boring, not vaginas.

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Zebidee 8

You're lucky he didn't accidentally suffocate. That shit would be SO hard to explain to the cops...

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rencegoh 0

i bet you smell so bad down there until he passed out.

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benderbang48 4

haha u knocked him out with your pussy!!

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fergie0815 2

That has actually happened to me once. The guy was drunk and his excuse was "it was just so warm down there"

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TheSilencer006 0

If your flesh taco isn't appetizing him, he's probably eaten out too much this week. Give him a nice home-cooked meal and have him eat out tomorrow, when the fresh stock is in.

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TheSilencer006 0

And this is where you can make a reference to getting pussy whipped.

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ExToRtiOn 0

Have you heard of "soap"?

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Just_Do_it_fml 0

maybe hes dick was cold and he wanted inside.

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Steve95401 49

It sounds like both of them are lifeless in the sack - they deserve each other.

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