Intimacy: Worn out

Worn out

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

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By Sleepy head - 07/10/2013 01:34 - United States

Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

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By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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By Karly - 03/02/2022 20:00

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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Hello? Hello?

By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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The Great Pretender

By CJune24 - 22/10/2014 21:24 - United Kingdom - Huddersfield

Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:49

chloroform ******...the oldest trick in the book.

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:36

Dicks do the boring, not vaginas.

Comments

chase929 0

Friday 19 November 2010 5:07

dang that sucks he must have stayed up late last night or something

pinkprincess7849 0

Friday 19 November 2010 5:34

lol right he fell "asleep" maybe u smell and knocked him out. lol

GoodLookingGeese 10

Friday 19 November 2010 6:45

it's not his fault, he's probably working hard and he's just tired..

punx21 0

Friday 19 November 2010 7:17

hahahahahaha

crksNcstls503 0

Friday 19 November 2010 7:22

motor boat?

Twitch304 0

Friday 19 November 2010 7:58

tighten it up!

xFMLxHEROx 0

Friday 19 November 2010 9:17

Tragic.. I feel sorry for you

Draminicaus 0

Friday 19 November 2010 9:26

Find the ********, man!! lol

Jkwild 0

Friday 19 November 2010 9:29

cute!

adidjo 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:55

It's just that you were both tired & fell asleep when in position. His snoring woke you up. see, nohing special there :-)

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