Thats unlucky about the dog. But what is so hard about reading a book?

just ask a class mate what the book is about, if you cbf reading it.

maybe the op had a terrible night sleep?

If you're that tired, stop reading the book and get some sleep.

The book could be boring. School selections tend to be.

Sucky advice, dog or no dog.

there's this magical thing called caffeine, it works for most people...

agreed #13. Oh yes OP? Tell your dog I said he is a very good boy/girl and that he/she shouldn't be punished for his/her owner's stupidity. I don't know if the dog is a boy or girl so yeah... I seriously hope it's a boy though.

Perhaps reading with a hot iron sitting on your lap would've been smarter. I also wonder that, if he'd told you that wolverines made good house pets, you might believe him. xD Now that's what I call a reality check - rude awakening, go!

Marking his territory, perhaps.