Kids: Well done

Well done

By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 11:41 - United States - Mechanicsville

Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a wimp and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML

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You deserved it 4 290

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2012 00:00 - United States - Medina

Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML

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You deserved it 4 691

By ~__~ - 20/03/2015 21:23

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

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You deserved it 2 457

By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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You deserved it 10 070

Bad seed

By Anonymous - 05/09/2022 22:00 - United States - Worcester

Today, and in the past week since became a full-time dad to my 16 year-old son, he's got caught sneaking out at night, lost his virginity, and I had to call the cops because he was caught trying to go two states over to be with said girl. I think he's trying to make me look bad. FML

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You deserved it 321

He's such a character!

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was called a judgemental bitch by my family for not letting my son back home after his release from prison, forgetting that none of them want to house him either, considering he did run me over with my car he was stealing to pay his debts to his drug dealer/prostitute provider. FML

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You deserved it 68

By Anonymous - 23/10/2014 01:33 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the police. It seems my son and his friend had been caught throwing toilet paper at a neighbour's house. He's 23. FML

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You deserved it 4 135

By I Have Failed - 02/04/2014 20:10 - Spain - Madrid

Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML

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You deserved it 6 603

Boozed up

By AuntSucka - 08/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 21:14 - United States

Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML

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Scumbag

By old mom - 29/09/2023 06:00

Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML

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You deserved it 325

KelseyDaBoyz 21

Saturday 17 October 2015 23:51

Shouldn't have done it. Let him deal with the consequences of his stupid actions.

christinamarie17 29

Saturday 17 October 2015 23:51

I feel like he shouldn't be allowed to have children.

Comments

HeadlessSparrow 20

Sunday 18 October 2015 3:25

At least we know he can keep his word when he lost the bet!

Asinger06 1

Sunday 18 October 2015 3:34

Glad you aren't my parent. Total dick comment

nphill82 21

Sunday 18 October 2015 4:00

Geez, kinda harsh for your own kid....

ThatHorse 15

Sunday 18 October 2015 4:32

It doesn't matter if the kid deserved it, you are a dick of a parent talking about them like this.

mercyelvira42 23

Sunday 18 October 2015 4:43

Your son will continue to make stupid decisions if he knows you'll be there to bail him out. If he faces his punishment I think he'll think twice before acting in the future

hektek 11

Sunday 18 October 2015 4:47

It's parents like you who encourage this shit, you should've left his stupid ass in jail for a night, he needs some tough love.

manlytarts 28

Sunday 18 October 2015 4:55

Maybe a fourth of a brain.

watermelon_bae 15

Sunday 18 October 2015 5:33

You know what they say: children learn by their parent's example. Perhaps you should evaluate how you raised him first before blaming him and calling him a "pansy".

buck16 9

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:02

love how you only bailed him out because you say he is a pansy, hilarious.

press_start_bro 21

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:06

I JUST MODERATED A POST RIGHT AFTER READING THIS THAT SAID" Today, some ass hole kid pissed in my car window as I was driving past. now my car smells like piss. thanks kid."