By I Have Failed - Spain - Madrid
Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML
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  Alastor13X  |  8

We aren't in futile Japan. We don't just say...

You dishonor family! You are not my son! I banish you from family name! Now be gone!

And cast them aside like used toilet paper. They call them RAGING hormones, not calm, quiet, happy hormones. Besides, weren't you once a teenager?

  Alastor13X  |  8

The same bad asses who surround soldiers in civilian clothes knowing full well they are soldiers and rob them. Gangs outside of Ft. Lee did it all the time. Who robs a 4 pack of Red bull? Seriously!

  yesnid  |  2

You must not of seen a school in years. When I was in high school just 4 years ago every wannabe thought they were a gangster. Whether they count as a "real" gangster or not kids are still going to call themselves gangsters because being one, to them makes them a cool badass.


Be honest, everyone has one or two of these moments growing up. During your teenage years, you scoff at your parents telling you that you're overreacting and that things will look different when you're grown up, but once you are... you usually realize they were right about a lot more than you're ready to admit.

  Dthsapprntc  |  23

My street name is 4th Ave NE. I was going to go with Washington and Main, but then I realized that Washington and Main isn't a street name, but a corner, so I changed it to 4th Ave NE.

What? Someone said I get cred if I have a street name. So where's my cred?