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By inthesticks - 19/11/2016 06:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was cleaning off my couch so my nephew could crash here for a few nights. It's been so long since we've sat on it that it is now inhabited by rats we didn't know were in the house, including newly-born ones. FML
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zinoxity 23

I'm very curious as to how you managed to avoid using said couch for THAT long. Either way, that's kind of funny. Good luck with the rats, OP!

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WinterChild 20

I'm going to take a wild guess here.. I bet he didn't end up sleeping on that couch.

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GhostFox 33

Hey, rats aren't usually the problem here! In houses or furniture, it's bats. Or bees. Or snakes or raccoons. Sometimes gators in yards or ground floors. ...I guess rats are actually the safer options here...

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ryzzostar 16

don't forget our huge palmetto bugs...

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corky1992 33

How dirty is your house?

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obeykaitlyn 25

I'm surprised you didn't notice any bad odors every time you walked into the living room

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mixedupminx 8

that is disgusting! you can't let anyone sleep on that, they can catch serious diseases, like leptospirosis

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eyepuppy 31

I don't know how this is anything but you deserve it.

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amypr 20

I came here to make that exact same comment. Verbatim. Glad to see someone likeminded.

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soulreaper12296 28

I want to know how you went that long without using to the point that rats have infested it; and how you didn't notice the rats in the first place.

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