Today, while vacuuming my car, I discovered a hole in the floor under one of the seats. Unable to figure out where it came from, I took it to a professional, who informed me that a family of rats has been making my car their home for the last several months. How lovely. FML
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Today, I was cleaning off my couch so my nephew could crash here for a few nights. It's been so long since we've sat on it that it is now inhabited by rats we didn't know were in the house, including newly-born ones. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, I left my car window slightly open while I went shopping. When I returned, I discovered that what I assume to be a mischievous squirrel had got into my car and chewed through the wires in my dashboard, causing extensive damage. FML
Today, I found a mouse nest. In my glovebox. Made out of the $450 in rent money I was going to give my roommate that I had stored in there earlier for safe keeping. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
WTF in your car how is that possible?
aardvarkish 16
I had a family of orangutans living I my car. How did I find out? I noticed the rear window was missing.
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Comments (159)
jsgunner420 0
hahaha you have rats
No_LoveMM 3
Should be grateful it was just rats and not something worse...like...zombie rats...
oreobunbun 3
Rouuund rats!
mm23mcg 0
u should of noticed
No_LoveMM 3
25 - Awesome cat.
arttyruiz 7
maybe they can cook for you? :)
ydi_4_suking 20
thats actually pretty common. one time i found a nest in an older mercedes and they had chewed a cable and caught fire. and another car was a range rover but the rats were underneath the hood so when the person turned the car on... it was a big mess under there
pinedo39 0
^ haha
i_love_grrr 0
that's just gross lol i heard that happens to lots of cats in the winter. they get on the engine to stay warm
NeatNit 32
Cats just lay on the car when they're cold. They don't get inside and they're smart enough to get off before the car starts moving. There is a very simple solution for OP's problem - just park in the sun and let nature take care of the rest! :D
uncbballwins 0
Just be thankful it's only rats and not crabs. Those things are hell to try and get rid of...
i_love_grrr 0
the cat thing happened to my mom when she lived in washington. a cat climbed up by the engine of a big truck and got shredded by the fan so it can happen
NbrL13 2
76 is correct! it happened to me I was on the highway and I heard a wierd sound coming from my engine and it was a cat in there! also a friend of mine found a dead cat in his engine!
i_love_grrr 0
:( so sad. i feel so bad for the poor kitties
ubetrwatchBN 5
The cat comments remind me of that scene from Boondock Saints.
laurbear12 3
wow that is horrible!!!
i_love_grrr 0
i live boondock saints! lol i love cats to but that scene is hilarious! XD
zDylanz 6
It could be worst... Instead of a car full of rats, you could have a car infested with crabs.
CheaRight 0
BOOHOO.
traze 7
That is so weird...
djcoco5 0
disgusting is the word.
182crazyking 9
Start charging them rent.
Pengu1n 0
YDI for owning a car
khaya 9
How do you not notice rats eating away the floor of your car.
_Itz_Meena_ 0
the hole was UNDER the seat. lol.
khaya 9
So your saying you wouldn't even hear a family of rats within your car.
ChibiChibi_fml 27
You might not hear it if you are the type to turn the radio on as soon as you get in the car. I know several people like that.
Meg1Surf2Blonde3 0
Wow ru blind or smthn I'm with ths guy it's just ur fault for not check... OR TURNING AROUND!! FYL
IScreamRawr 4
What are you saying?
IScreamRawr 4
Further more, she'd turn around to see a hole under the seats?
No_LoveMM 3
The IQ of this forum just dropped below absolute zero...
cptmorgan15 2
Well, she is blonde.
No_LoveMM 3
Good point 38
cptmorgan15 2
It's nice to finally meet you Charlie. I've heard so much about you.
No_LoveMM 3
Please, call me Carlos.
Thabb 0
You must be blind as well, as you obviously cannot see the keyboard when you type.
cptmorgan15 2
Carlos, huh? When did that start?
No_LoveMM 3
Carlos Estevez is my birth name.
cptmorgan15 2
I did not know that Carlos. You learn something new everyday.
MissBunny25 0
whoa hold up there Charlie sheen. I'm blonde and I would never say something that stupid. (yes , I'm aware he was joking. don't everybody jump on me at once)
josephhhhhh 0
i will jump on you, just me! *wink* *wink*
ImKindaABigDeal 6
72- would you rather we form a line to jump on you?
persianjr 15
94. win ^ .sorry mrs bunny!! lol
MissBunny25 0
gasp :0 Persian. I'm disappointed in you. >:( you're no longer in my macaroni posse :'(
No_LoveMM 3
I'm winning.
A7X_LoVeee 10
^ Duh.
persianjr 15
NOOOOOOO!!!! please forgive me!!!
ILoveEggnog 7
Missbunny, have you ever put bacon in your Mac and cheese?
DocBastard 38
I had a seizure and my IQ temporarily dropped 4 points from just reading this thread. Thanks a lot, you twats.
No_LoveMM 3
I lost more brain cells reading that post then I did jumping off the building from commuting suicide from reading this
zDylanz 6
That's sad. Forest Gump only had an IQ of 75 o.O
IndianRapper 0
i would be paranoidD:
sweet_candy_ 17
WTF in your car how is that possible?
KiddNYC1O 20
It happens... I've seen spiders in my car after people have dropped crumbs in it. Nothing like rats, but still.
aardvarkish 16
I had a family of orangutans living I my car. How did I find out? I noticed the rear window was missing.
dirtyblond 4
duuudee, i had a f**kin GOAT in my car!! Who would've ever known?! :O
MostDope_fml 7
I had a moose
KiddNYC1O 20
Well, try having a Charlie Sheen in your car!
leeshxx 3
is it just me or does 9 look like Rebecca black.. please no one start singing her shit
sweet_candy_ 17
I do NOT look like Rebecca Black.
leeshxx 3
124 brb grabbin my shotgun haha
MarcyMarc 4
haha Rebecca black. I live near her haha. she gets so much shit at my school
MissBunny25 0
9, you don't look lime Rebecca black to me. you're actually pretty and have nice hair. Rebecca black looks like an anus with a swirly.
leeshxx 3
I have to agree with 136 u have resembelences to rebecca black but are prettier
sweet_candy_ 17
Thanks but I don't think there is a tiny bit of resemblance.
bowchickawowbone 0
I had a T-Rex & it's family living in my car. I noticed when I didn't find my leftover burger.
wisericky 12
thing one time i was driving a there was a scorpion at my feet, i screamed like a girly man, pulled over and jumped over to the passengers seat. i hate scorpions *shutters*
bowchickawowbone 0
I had a T-Rex.
bowchickawowbone 0
I had a T-Rex.
bowchickawowbone 0
I had a T-Rex.
ChantelRenaeee 0
shudders*
lesdodis 0
daaaayum das nasty you should have vacuumed more
Kelita 0
oh geez nice pic, lovin them abs.
MissBunny25 0
74 I love your cigarettes, mcdonalds cup, and banana
Kelita 0
77 I must say.....my banana, cigs n tea probably have his abs beat :-) Yes they that guuudd ;-)
MissBunny25 0
121 yeah, dude... if I had to choose between your pic and his I'd definitely pick you!
Codezlol 21
Well rats, ain't that a bitch.