Crash

By Anonymous - 29/05/2019 20:00

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I tried to have sex in the shower. While trying to support her weight, as we got into things, I slipped backwards on the wet floor and fell through the Pyrex side of the shower, with her crashing down on me. I now have bits of Pyrex in my back and have to replace the shower side. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 902
You deserved it 814

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You (almost) came like a wrecking ball.

How the fuck hot is your shower that you need Pyrex walks? (Temperature-wise, that is, things were getting smokin’ hot in there, until you fucked up.) Pyrex is for cookware. Tempered glass should be fine for the shower and shatter more safely.

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You (almost) came like a wrecking ball.

How the fuck hot is your shower that you need Pyrex walks? (Temperature-wise, that is, things were getting smokin’ hot in there, until you fucked up.) Pyrex is for cookware. Tempered glass should be fine for the shower and shatter more safely.

Sucks, dude. Should've gone with a Tupperware window.

Great thinking! That way, you can explain away a random fart as “the patented burp.”

Are you the same idiot who refused a warranty on his tires, only to pop them seconds later? If not, it's a massive coincidence that you're both at the same level of stupid.

What’s with so many people trying to be intimate in the shower, only to realize later that it’s a bad idea? There’s a small space, running water, slippery floor and glass or tile walls, among other things

Feel blessed that you penis is unbroken.