draghkar

About Draghkar

Born. Did a bunch of stuff. Haven't died yet.

Draghkar - Followers

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Draghkar's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Binkie
You agreed with your own post. Nice.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

3%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

83%
Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

10%
Amateur spy - level Johnny English
You're following 50 people

8%
Master spy - level Maxwell Smart
You're following 100 people

4%
Godlike spy - level 007
You're following 200 people

2%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

10%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

5%
VALIDATOR
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts

1%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

18%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

10%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

37%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

44%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

3%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

22%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

4%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

8%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

2%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

2%

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Draghkar's favorite FMLs

In-laws, in-fighting

Today, like every time I visit the in-laws, my father-in-law is driving me crazy. He gets all holier than thou sometimes, and even my mother-in-law agrees he just talks to hear himself speak. It gets so bad that I resort to cleaning their house to ignore him. At least then he leaves me alone. Starting their dishes in 5. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MsGamerLady - / Sunday 8 November 2020 17:02 / United States

How's your hovel?

Today, I was cooking in my Airbnb and grabbed a pan, only to find it had some kind of beetle and droppings all over it. I realized soon after that the whole place was infested, but the person in charge of maintenance won’t answer my messages. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 13 October 2020 08:02 / United States - Ann Arbor

Black Lives Matter

Today, I was on my way home and there were BLM protestors, who I have no problem with, but my car was parked where they were and I had to sit there for three hours until they left so I could drive off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jack1057 - / Tuesday 14 July 2020 05:01 /

Not so normal, no

Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By grossedoutgirlfriend - / Friday 4 October 2019 14:00 /

Planned Parenthood

Today, I got the biggest shock in my life, I'm a mistake, and the only reason why I wasn't put up for adoption is because of the tax refunds. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 6 September 2019 22:01 / United States

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draghkar

Beginner

Mobility

Checking you out

At night, all FMLs are grey.

I’m your new creative director

Binkie

Happy ending

Night owl

I like your style

The Mixer

Socialite

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

Censored

Judgmental

Perfectionist

Gandhi

100 kick-ass comments

Omelette Master Badge

Amateur spy - level Johnny English

Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

Godlike spy - level 007

Tommy Wiseau

I'm a rock star

VALIDATOR

A new thumb

One more and it's business time

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

The thumb strikes back

50 favorites

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

50 quality comments

42

The return of the thumb

In-laws, in-fighting

How's your hovel?

Black Lives Matter

Not so normal, no

Planned Parenthood