Walk or shame
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Is it the same key to the handcuffs?
Do u have an Option Op?
tell the youngest to get them and to give them to the older
And this is why you get AAA.
Did you have to hide it there? Maybe keep the spare on the car...
That clearly would not have helped in this case.
How old is your "oldest"?
Call uber
what a place to put a key. (Other than for handcuffs.)
Who the hell puts spare keys in a sex toy drawer
Why would you put something in your toy drawer, that you'd eventually need someone else to get for you? You had no other drawer or hook in your house? Really?
Keywords
Okay that sucks but did you really have to put the spare in a sex toy drawer? Shouldn't you have put it somewhere more accessible?
maybe ask a friend for a ride home :)