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By Alup132 - 11/09/2018 22:00

Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, a delivery driver called me, wanting directions in a city that's halfway across the state from where I live. He insisted he was calling the right number (he wasn't), so I had to explain slowly that I don't live there, don't know where he is, and couldn't help him. He responded, "Fuck you, then," and hung up. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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Gotcha moment

By nick - 18/10/2009 13:39 - Canada

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

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By fucking Karens! - 11/08/2020 14:02

Today, I got lost searching for an apartment in a huge complex. A hysterical woman started screaming that I didn’t belong there, and that she was calling the police. She stood behind my car so I couldn’t leave. I’m a pizza delivery driver, in full uniform and with the company emblem on my car. FML

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By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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By are these people even HUMAN? - 01/08/2013 15:18 - United States - Bristol

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

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By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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By PizzaBwaaay - 03/05/2022 22:00

Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2011 09:32 - United States

Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register, only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML

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The Wire

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 14:00 - United States

Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML

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bluhbluhbluh 14

Tuesday 11 September 2018 22:30

I think it's fair if you eat all the toppings and deliver a plain crust in this situation.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 12 September 2018 1:18

"Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza." - Michelangelo, TMNT, 1990

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bluhbluhbluh 14

Tuesday 11 September 2018 22:30

I think it's fair if you eat all the toppings and deliver a plain crust in this situation.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Tuesday 11 September 2018 23:18

Well why don't you enjoy some nice warm Pizza in that parking lot? And if they ordered more than one, I'm sure poeple aren't opposed to Pizza...

protoskore 27

Tuesday 11 September 2018 23:46

it can happen. various map apps show my address to be on the other end of the street. I usually leave extra directions in the remarks to delivery guys, but still at least a third of them call me from the other end of the street.

raven_of_azarath 34

Wednesday 12 September 2018 7:43

See, you know and you make sure to let the delivery guys know. And I’m sure you understand when it happens. The guy op was delivering to was just a ****.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 12 September 2018 1:18

"Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza." - Michelangelo, TMNT, 1990

KillerQueen 8

Wednesday 12 September 2018 4:19

This made me laugh uncontrollably 😂😂😂😂😂

AstroTurfMatador 11

Wednesday 12 September 2018 10:03

I don't think I've seen a post that that was a YDI more than this one. You spent way too much on a washer. As others said, you could get a W & D for less than what you paid for just a washer. Did you even try to get it fixed? Much cheaper. Did you check the lint trap on your dryer? Probably overflowing, caught fire, and that's what's smoking. No cost to fix except for some time. You must have a lot of expendable cash.

Lalala579121 27

Wednesday 12 September 2018 11:56

Yeah, no wonder OP was so mad. They ordered a washer and all they got was a pizza.

Alup132 22

Thursday 13 September 2018 5:42

Rest assured, the pizza may not be dry, but it is VERY clean!

AstroTurfMatador 11

Tuesday 18 September 2018 6:46

Wow, this was not the FML I was replying to. Maybe I should submit to the site "Today I was replying to an FML about an overpriced washer, but it ended up attached to an FML about pizza delivery. FML"