I think it's fair if you eat all the toppings and deliver a plain crust in this situation.

Well why don't you enjoy some nice warm Pizza in that parking lot? And if they ordered more than one, I'm sure poeple aren't opposed to Pizza...

it can happen. various map apps show my address to be on the other end of the street. I usually leave extra directions in the remarks to delivery guys, but still at least a third of them call me from the other end of the street.

"Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza." - Michelangelo, TMNT, 1990

This made me laugh uncontrollably 😂😂😂😂😂

I don't think I've seen a post that that was a YDI more than this one. You spent way too much on a washer. As others said, you could get a W & D for less than what you paid for just a washer. Did you even try to get it fixed? Much cheaper. Did you check the lint trap on your dryer? Probably overflowing, caught fire, and that's what's smoking. No cost to fix except for some time. You must have a lot of expendable cash.