FML : Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go.

Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go.

Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Karma - / Wednesday 15 March 2017 02:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7425099 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 2:20

You can tie a long string between two of the toilet paper roll cores and, voilà, you have a phone!

By kloring1 | 15

#7425110 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 3:54

You can afford to eat out but don't have money for toilet paper? Interesting priorities...

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By assassinmaster | 21

#7425096 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 2:13

Go back to the restaurant and try to exchange your phone back with 3 toilet rolls:)

By RichardPencil | 27

#7425099 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 2:20

You can tie a long string between two of the toilet paper roll cores and, voilà, you have a phone!

By thelittlem | 14

#7425104 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 3:02

wow I had to do the same once at the gym because I was broke too. I had to jump straight in the shower after going to the toilet before then.

By THARKI LUND | 1

#7425105 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 3:14

You mean, you are in market to steal a phone now. ?

By somedudesomewher | 29

#7425106 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 3:15

Get a bidet. You will never have to use toilet paper ever again. Problem solved.

jkjorn | 13

#7425349 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 19:19

Except bidets cost money too, probably way more than OP has.

somedudesomewher | 29

#7425685 - Thursday 16 March 2017 14:44

Fair point. In that case get a hand bidet. Those cost far less and work well for years. Most of them even come with warranty.

By kloring1 | 15

#7425110 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 3:54

You can afford to eat out but don't have money for toilet paper? Interesting priorities...

Jenmic | 14

#7425116 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 5:02

He could of just walked into a restaurant bathroom just to steal toilet paper. Not that your theory is impossible.

lukcy_basartd | 11

#7425197 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 11:38

She coulda just walked in the restaurant to boost toilet paper.

lukcy_basartd | 11

#7425198 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 11:39

She coulda just walked in the restaurant to boost toilet paper.

GofuckY0urSe1f | 2

#7425526 - Thursday 16 March 2017 6:00

or someone one else took him out to eat and thats another theory

By ElusiveMee | 6

#7425112 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 4:39

You're pretty much wiped out now.

By GIJoefan | 6

#7425130 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 6:54

So you're the one who took the toilet paper from the mall the other day.

By URBeingLied2 | 23

#7425245 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 14:19

All the people who voted "You Deserve It," have no idea what's it's like to be broke as fuck.

CSpencer2015 | 1

#7425741 - Thursday 16 March 2017 18:18

Can't afford toilet paper but can afford a smart phone... seems legit.

By Colon_Man | 17

#7425261 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 15:19

If you're that broke go back to mom and dad's house.
(If anything, just to steal toilet paper)

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