Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go.

By Karma - 15/03/2017 02:00

Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 658
You deserved it 7 169
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RichardPencil 30
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You can tie a long string between two of the toilet paper roll cores and, voilà, you have a phone!

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kloring1 15
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You can afford to eat out but don't have money for toilet paper? Interesting priorities...

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assassinmaster 22
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Go back to the restaurant and try to exchange your phone back with 3 toilet rolls:)

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RichardPencil 30
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You can tie a long string between two of the toilet paper roll cores and, voilà, you have a phone!

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thelittlem 15
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wow I had to do the same once at the gym because I was broke too. I had to jump straight in the shower after going to the toilet before then.

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THARKI LUND 1
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You mean, you are in market to steal a phone now. ?

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somedudesomewher 29
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Get a bidet. You will never have to use toilet paper ever again. Problem solved.

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jkjorn 15
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Except bidets cost money too, probably way more than OP has.

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somedudesomewher 29
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Fair point. In that case get a hand bidet. Those cost far less and work well for years. Most of them even come with warranty.

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kloring1 15
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You can afford to eat out but don't have money for toilet paper? Interesting priorities...

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Jenmic 14
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He could of just walked into a restaurant bathroom just to steal toilet paper. Not that your theory is impossible.

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lukcy_basartd 11

She coulda just walked in the restaurant to boost toilet paper.

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lukcy_basartd 11

She coulda just walked in the restaurant to boost toilet paper.

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GofuckY0urSe1f 2

or someone one else took him out to eat and thats another theory

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ElusiveMee 6
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You're pretty much wiped out now.

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GIJoefan 6

So you're the one who took the toilet paper from the mall the other day.

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URBeingLied2 23
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All the people who voted "You Deserve It," have no idea what's it's like to be broke as fuck.

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CSpencer2015 1

Can't afford toilet paper but can afford a smart phone... seems legit.

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Colon_Man 17
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If you're that broke go back to mom and dad's house. (If anything, just to steal toilet paper)

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