The illustrated FMLs

Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

By anonymous / Friday 18 June 2010 17:25 / United States
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  Sm90  |  0

My first reaction from someone punching me is to get him back; of course after somewhat secinds of the pain goes away and am full aware of how to get him back again..

and if he says sorry I was dreaming and that was my first reaction, tell him sorry I was sleep walking too and that was my first reaction too, you'd be even.

  sixthsense  |  0

It doesn't matter what gender you are, when he goes back to sleep you either take something big and heavy and sucker punch him right in the middle of the face OR you take something big and heavy and sucker punch him in the gonads. Then proceed to go the restroom in the restroom.

  deathcab7  |  0

well, you could just be likee moooveee bitchh! and proceed to pushing them out of the way, then walking on by to the restroom, i mean, that approach always works. (:

  Sm90  |  0

haha, crap, this is embarrassing. I was going through some fml's and also going through the comments and I see that my friend earlier today ended up using my account to leave that comment from earlier, now I understood what she was trying to tell me. Sorry. I'll keep a better secure on my account.

  afatmonkey  |  0

Man, everytime I ride an airplane there's this homeless dude in the back stroking a rubber dildo and humming the Mickey Mouse theme song. Whenever I confront him about it, he just moans and jacks off the person in front of him. Which I find kind of funny. But still gross.

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