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By HornyWife - 13/06/2020 02:02

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Today, I'm on my honeymoon. My husband and I cannot consummate our marriage, because his penis has an open wound due to… vigorous masturbation. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 333
You deserved it 331

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tounces7 27

Tell him he needs to use some lube next time. That's basically a friction burn.

thatkorean 5

I’m curious as to how big of a wound it is? Because most men I know haven’t let that stop them. And theirs are caused by getting the skin caught in their pant zippers.

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bloopaloop 27

Lol! But once that heals, sounds like you won’t have to worry about a sexless marriage

thatkorean 5

I’m curious as to how big of a wound it is? Because most men I know haven’t let that stop them. And theirs are caused by getting the skin caught in their pant zippers.

Um. Ew. Open wounds are a no go. Any woman that is okay with that has issues.

tounces7 27

Tell him he needs to use some lube next time. That's basically a friction burn.

Annul! (No, I'm not misspelling anal.) If he's into vigorous jerking off while you're newlyweds, it's only going to get worse. Get out now!

I had the same problem on my wedding night, except my husband couldn't get an erection because his doctor put him on some new medicine with a bad side effect. I'm still mad about it.

Tell your new husband that if he’s damaging it, he’s not doing it right. Make it a couples thing show him how to do it without injuring himself.

Ask for a parcial refund as the goods are damaged.

Unless it's actually painful... Use a condom.

He's lucky he didn't start a fire as well.

Unless your husband is 12 or 13 years old, He’s an idiot if he’s injuring himself. Or he’s lying and there is another reason for the injury.