Birthday, Family and Miscellaneous: Wait!

Wait!

By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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You deserved it 3 228

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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Hey, well, happy birthday anyway

By elmoisdead2131 - 09/02/2021 14:01

Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 90

By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 18:55 - Canada

Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML

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By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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You deserved it 280

Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 94

By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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You deserved it 3 415

By z - 07/11/2008 07:14 - Greece

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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You deserved it 4 835

By STUPID BIRTHDAY - 05/03/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML

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You deserved it 6 930

By Bestbirthday - 12/07/2016 01:04 - United States - Bastrop

Today, my parents were supposed to take me out to eat for my birthday, but since their favorite child wasn't with us, I instead got a mini order of tots from Sonic as my birthday meal/present. FML

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You deserved it 851

Jimster1712 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 11:58

maybe they went to the party

Doortje 29

Saturday 16 July 2011 12:09

Either you took hours to get ready, or your parents have early onset Alzheimer's. I mean seriously, the whole point of that dinner was to cheer YOU up.

Comments

gamerhead 3

Saturday 16 July 2011 12:10

Worst parents ever....,

Neneh 11

Saturday 16 July 2011 12:11

my parents once left me in the mall after a shopping trip with the family they were texting they would come and get me, for four hours when I finally got home, I asked why they didn't come and get me from the mall my parents were to busy watching the spongebob marathon on nickelodeon...

cocobulla1 4

Saturday 16 July 2011 15:21

....that's....nice

THEgleek 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 17:22

lol, bullshit.

KatrinaKitten 16

Saturday 16 July 2011 17:23

Cool story..

NataliaSV 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 17:38

make tht a FML ... i would vote FYL TOTALLY

kaykay20 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 18:26

Do you have a little brother or do they just enjoy watching a kid show?

hatepineapple 14

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:49

Oh crymoar bitch. You got the be at the mall for FOUR HOURS? Stop complaining my god.

jackiemoonthepro 5

Saturday 16 July 2011 12:26

Bhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

paras0mnia 3

Saturday 16 July 2011 12:26

time to go out to that birthday party then, guess they shouldn't notice you gone aswell :P

Mirorbo 26

Saturday 16 July 2011 12:34

I'll never get how anyone can forget one of their children when they're all going somewhere. Really? Is it that hard to double check to see if they're all present and accounted for?

null_fml 11

Saturday 16 July 2011 12:53

Shhh, you're ruining my suspension of disbelief for the "Home Alone" movies.

texaslonghorn 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 7:48

they don't forget them, they leave them on purpose

mrrossh 3

Saturday 16 July 2011 12:35

Lock them out of the house, eat everything in the fridge and drink all their alcohol.

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 12:39

Blame the N double ACP?

DocBastard 38

Saturday 16 July 2011 15:19

Allow me to be the first to say...uh, WHAT???

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 21:30

NAACP.

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 21:35

I don't even remember posting this morning I was so tired. haha

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 16 July 2011 13:13

You probably took too long lol

heylesha 8

Saturday 16 July 2011 13:26

hey look on the bright side, you have the house to yourself, stop complaining, strip down to your panties and dance to thriller by Michael Jackson!!! js..