weazle

About Weazle

Ask to see my butt and I’d probably let you

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Weazle's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

5%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

4%
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

33%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

42%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

5%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

23%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

4%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

16%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

12%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

2%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%

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Weazle's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it