Ask to see my butt and I’d probably let you
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac. -
Binkie
You agreed with your own post. Nice. -
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.” -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute! -
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it. -
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game. -
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth. -
VALIDATOR
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts -
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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