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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    29%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    11%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    22%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    70%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    7%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    87%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    74%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    16%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    34%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Fjvitt's favorite FMLs

The Best of the Worst of FML #86

Here's a selection of some of the worst, unpublishable FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep!

By Alan - / Thursday 10 October 2019 18:02 /

Jagged Little Pill

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 2 October 2019 22:01 /

FML's Alternative 4th of July Celebration!

Ah, America! Americans! It's the big celebration day today. Instead of getting all gung-ho and saluting the flag, let's do some gentle ribbing with a collection of weird and wonderful things some Americans have said and done!

By Alan - / Thursday 4 July 2019 18:00 /
By Lady Julia KaNeko - / Thursday 20 June 2019 10:15 / United States - Meridian

Hashtag ForeverAlone

By Forever Alone - / Thursday 16 May 2019 06:14 /