Kids: Unlucky

Unlucky

By Tim - 09/04/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, my mom had a baby shower. When it was over, I walked around cleaning up the trash. I saw a card sitting on the table, along with a note to my mom saying, "Better luck with this one." At the moment I'm an only child, and the card was from my grandmother. FML

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By "levsterx" - 05/04/2017 02:00

Today, my mom dragged me along with her to a baby shower. I was the only guy there. FML

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Embezzlement

By Username - 06/01/2011 07:49

Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML

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Get Out

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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Sensitive

By Anonymous - 29/06/2020 17:00

Today, my mom had to go off on my grandmother because I don’t have kids yet and she, "wants great grand babies before she dies." My grandmother was going to gift me a baby outfit for me to get another hint. I’m 25 and can’t conceive because of health issues. I may never have my own kids. She knows. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By thanks for reminding me - 18/08/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, I was reduced to a blubbering mess at my baby shower. My mom bought tons of clothes, bibs, etc. Sounds nice right? Well, they all had sayings like "Daddy’s Little Princess" and "Daddy’s Girl." She knows full well my fiancé quit his job, changed his number, and disappeared without a trace 3 months ago. FML

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I am hungry

By Hungry - 23/12/2019 01:00

Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML

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By ThanksMum - 14/02/2012 11:56 - United Kingdom

Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML

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So unfair

By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 04:47 - United States - Peoria

Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML

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By blkchkrm - 25/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I decided I was going to do something nice for my parents for Christmas. So, I cleaned the entire house top to bottom, baked cookies, and made them both Christmas cards. What did I get in return? They asked me to wrap my four year old sister's presents, and let me know I got nothing. FML

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bjy151 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:52

Perhaps she has had troubles having children between you and this one, and has just been to upset to talk about it to anyone but her mother.

TurtleGenius 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:56

Or maybe it was just entirely irrelevant, and you're thinking too hard. Or possibly your mother had trouble with your childbirth (a lot of pain, complications, whatever), and your grandma's wishing her luck with not having that happen again.

Comments

letschat6 5

Saturday 4 September 2010 4:22

She's not necessarily insulting you. Maybe your mom just struggled with you at first.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Friday 17 September 2010 6:12

Just be happy your not gonna be an only child cuz it sucks

cybermolly10 7

Tuesday 18 January 2011 22:33

When you're mom's old, just be glad that there'll be someone else around to take care of her.

Gabbymcbride 2

Monday 21 February 2011 3:14

What A Lovely Grandmother You've Got There! On Her Birthday Give Her One That Says "Have Fun In Your Retirement Home Old Fool! (:"

Super_Salo 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 5:35

**** that shit. I'm right beside you. My grandma calls me fat when I do talk to her. Kill her. Thats the only way to go.

lsd_25 8

Tuesday 8 November 2011 17:02

granny needs a beating

GPemTGM 9

Friday 16 March 2012 7:31

Lol

Make_Lemonade 13

Tuesday 3 April 2012 20:50

lulz @ baby shower is confusing

Paradox_1234 6

Sunday 25 August 2013 14:12

I wouldn't take it like that. Maybe your mom was stressed because she was nervous about having a first child, or maybe she felt she wasn't a very good mother, or something like that. I'm sure both your grandmother and mother love you, and while you might has some faults, they wouldn't be talking about them.