Today, my mom had a baby shower. When it was over, I walked around cleaning up the trash. I saw a card sitting on the table, along with a note to my mom saying, "Better luck with this one." At the moment I'm an only child, and the card was from my grandmother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom dragged me along with her to a baby shower. I was the only guy there. FML
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Today, my mom had to go off on my grandmother because I don’t have kids yet and she, "wants great grand babies before she dies." My grandmother was going to gift me a baby outfit for me to get another hint. I’m 25 and can’t conceive because of health issues. I may never have my own kids. She knows. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, I was reduced to a blubbering mess at my baby shower. My mom bought tons of clothes, bibs, etc. Sounds nice right? Well, they all had sayings like "Daddy’s Little Princess" and "Daddy’s Girl." She knows full well my fiancé quit his job, changed his number, and disappeared without a trace 3 months ago. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML
Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML
Today, after feeling down due to another negative pregnancy test after my hubby and I have been trying for over a year, my mom insisted I come to a BBQ to "cheer me up." I get there and what do I see? Blue and pink balloons. My sister was announcing her pregnancy. My mom got pissed at me when I walked out. FML
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bjy151 0
Perhaps she has had troubles having children between you and this one, and has just been to upset to talk about it to anyone but her mother.
TurtleGenius 0
Or maybe it was just entirely irrelevant, and you're thinking too hard. Or possibly your mother had trouble with your childbirth (a lot of pain, complications, whatever), and your grandma's wishing her luck with not having that happen again.
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Comments (101)
nodbor 11
I'm sorry, everyone hate my brother too.
quic_fml 0
Two logical reasons: Your grandmother, a wise woman, was simply poking humor at the difficulty of being a mother. OR Considering your name is Tim (a male) your mother most likely wanted a female child - and your grandmother had remembered ever since.
NicGstfsn23 0
oh thats horrible lets hope #1 is right
npk1112 0
#36.....#7 wasn't an "arrogant American"; they are from somewhere else and didn't know what a baby shower was and had to look it up themselves; they said that.
WildBill1337 0
sorry, but YDI. there has to be a reason your family doesnt like you........again, sorry to be so blunt, but many teenagers (my peers) are disrespectful asses. i hate my generation......
saba_fml 0
oh...shit... and #69 what the fawk..
CallMeSinbad 0
#36 Good job retard.
johnnyramone 0
dude lets pray #1 is right, but if not i'm sorry man...
AliciaS_fml 0
i would confront both your mother and your grandmother. that is not ok to say about anyone at any time, new baby or not. your mother should not let your grandma say that about you, and at such a tender time in your family it is vital that there aren't any cracks in the foundation of your family tree.
pancakelover 0
Push that old b*tch down the stairs!