Miscellaneous: So unfair

So unfair

By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 04:47 - United States - Peoria

Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 439

You deserved it 3 208

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 207

You deserved it 149

Ungrateful

By Anonymous - 30/01/2021 16:58

Today, even though I help cook and clean on a daily basis, I got called lazy and told I don't do anything around the house. I live with my parents and twin 18-year-old brothers and they all say this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 762

You deserved it 135

Quality family time

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 592

You deserved it 127

By sadcinderella - 22/12/2009 07:01 - United States

Today, I spent my day alone while my parents and siblings were at school and work. Trying to be helpful, I cleaned out the fridge, did 5 loads of laundry, worked outside, fed the pets and made dinner for the entire family. The evening was spent hearing complaints of how wrong I did everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 484

You deserved it 3 304

Work work work work

By ghk - 26/09/2021 20:00

Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 546

You deserved it 113

The stench

By Anonymous - 17/05/2022 14:00

Today, my mom is on vacation and I’m taking care of her pets. I also get to clean the entire house. No, she didn’t ask me to do that. It’s just that I had to hold my breath every time I opened the fridge, and there is no surface clean enough to actually touch, so I simply couldn’t help myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 013

You deserved it 159

By messyvictor - 28/01/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 406

You deserved it 3 089

You should know!

By TheSentinel05 - 08/07/2020 05:00

Today, my mom screamed at me for not cleaning out the coffee machine. When I told her that wasn’t part of my chores and she never asked me to do it, she screamed at me for not doing it out of the kindness of my heart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 548

You deserved it 412

Crockery story

By WasteOfOxygen08 - 23/06/2019 04:34

Today, I woke up and headed downstairs ready to do the dishes, when my mom hissed at me to, “go do the dishes!” As I was washing them, my mom stood over me the whole time. She eventually said, “You know, it’s pretty fucking sad that I still have to tell you to do these things.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 930

You deserved it 452

Cool your jets

By tiredoffamilydinners - 12/01/2012 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 633

You deserved it 2 549

feven 32

Monday 9 February 2015 15:06

Next time just don't clean and sit around with your siblings. Let's see if she likes that attitude better

FrostHeart 36

Monday 9 February 2015 15:05

Well, at least you don't have to clean the kitchen anymore. Maybe your mom might even force your siblings to help clean now.

Comments

mightycocoman 12

Monday 9 February 2015 15:04

I suck.

iSativa 24

Monday 9 February 2015 15:13

There's a button for that.

Flaming_Pandas 15

Monday 9 February 2015 15:27

Captain obvious strikes again.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 9 February 2015 23:57

Leave your sex life out of this #1

Flaming_Pandas 15

Tuesday 10 February 2015 5:42

Update: #1's comment was changed from 'that sucks' to 'I suck', so my above comment doesn't make sense anymore (nor do the other two). Don't mind them.

mightycocoman 12

Tuesday 10 February 2015 16:51

I'm kinda surprised that one of the assholes we call "moderators" changed my post. But whatever.

alitairi 18

Tuesday 10 February 2015 16:56

I thought the moderator's edit to your comment was better than your own.

JHam12 14

Monday 9 February 2015 15:04

Wow, just Wow

WoldowJR 25

Tuesday 10 February 2015 0:16

I hate that phrase.

mellajella 14

Monday 9 February 2015 15:05

She's a bitch.

Almighty7urnip 4

Monday 9 February 2015 16:58

Agreed

Z3R0G5 23

Tuesday 10 February 2015 0:11

There's a button for that #33

Flaming_Pandas 15

Tuesday 10 February 2015 14:56

#62 Really? Could you help me locate the "She's a bitch" button?

alitairi 18

Tuesday 10 February 2015 16:57

pretty sure 62 meant theres a button for saying "agreed."

awesomesausage 14

Tuesday 10 February 2015 22:52

#62 maybe he wanted to comment that. did that ever came up in your mind??

FrostHeart 36

Monday 9 February 2015 15:05

Well, at least you don't have to clean the kitchen anymore. Maybe your mom might even force your siblings to help clean now.

euphoricness 28

Monday 9 February 2015 15:06

Well now you know that as long as you don't have an attitude, you won't need to do chores!

feven 32

Monday 9 February 2015 15:06

Next time just don't clean and sit around with your siblings. Let's see if she likes that attitude better

Starham1 14

Monday 9 February 2015 15:34

Comment approved.

HeyyShayy 15

Monday 9 February 2015 16:40

^There's a button for that

mrmcleod 29

Monday 9 February 2015 18:12

Ironically there's a button for that as well.

mightycocoman 12

Tuesday 10 February 2015 16:53

Are all the people on here spoiled brats that if they don't listen their parents will just do it for them? My mom would've beat my ass if I did that.

Flyndaran 10

Wednesday 11 February 2015 3:52

You hit me, your shit gets destroyed. You hit me again, enjoy losing more shit. Thankfully my parents weren't abusive and quickly learned that violence didn't work on me.