TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
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akwes 0

u should applied an ass gasket first aka toilet paper on seat and then u would of knew there was no paper

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mintcar 9

This is incredibly disgusting. I understand the emergency, but really, it doesn't take away from the disgust. I wonder how you even got out the situation.....

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benJ13_fml 5

me too I wanna know the answer. it would be horribe.. =/ Big FML for you

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perdix 29

Pick it up with your panties, flush 'em and go commando until you get home. Just hope that no guy you like gets within 20 feet of you to smell your unwiped bunghole.

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mubaki 18

well if OP was going to use her panties to pick up the poo anyway, she could've used them to wipe first ;P

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noshtsherlock 0

smart thinking #49 :)

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sammers3282 2

Well.. i've never heard of "stand and poop" maybe "squat and pee.." but come on ladies, thats an impossible task for us, only men can do it right... sometimes. We end up just peeing on ourselfs. Like #25 said, you should have applied toliet paper... oh right you didn't have any. FYL for not checking that first. Were you just gonna pull your undies up after your poop and walk around with stained poop undies? eww.. or if you pee'd were you just gonna shake until you were dry? Lesson learned ladies, never use public bathrooms for one, 2.. well always make sure theres toliet paper. :]

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caraphernelia 0

i've never heard of the 'stand and poo' either.. if you would've been smart enough to put the toilet paper over the potty (so it doesn't touch you), maybe you would've seen there was no toilet paper! and then you wouldn't have shit on the floor ..

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ulicksam 0

People like you are the reason they're dirty. YDI.

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1990TD 6

Oh my god! Finally someone who gets it! PEOPLE WHOM BELIEVE PUBLIC BATHROOMS ARE DIRTY, ARE THE REASON THAT THEY'RE ACTUALLY DIRTY!!! Man, I really hate these people. They're so Damn stupid! Grab some toilet paper (oh right, she didn't has some) and whipe the toiletseat clean, f#cking idiots :@

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aback 4

Exactly. I've never heard of anyone catching anything from a toilet seat. Ever. Theoretically, you could, but hey--instead of all the bathroom gymnastics you go through trying to keep OMG the backs of your thighs from actually touching a toilet seat(!!!!!), you could carry some sanitizing wipes, instead. Or at least lift the seat so you don't piss/shit all over it. Because feces splashed all over a public place? Now THAT'S an actual biohazard.

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catatonicsleep 17

there's supposed to be more germs on computer keyboards than on toilet seats....

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SarahMarie83 0

My thoughts exactly! I hate public bathrooms but I'm courteous enough not to make a mess by trying to avoid touching a toilet seat.

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HentaiBunny 4

Walk out and be like "ugh who did that!!" Lol

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yummycupcakegirl 0

Check for paper first....

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benJ13_fml 5

when you really want to go to bathroom, you don't have the time to check the paper... ^^ Me I can't xD

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Julietta_fml 4

I'm interested to know how you got out of that shitty situation :D

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Zmeilerr 22

I assume she let the furry animal out and went nude the whole way home.

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